Category: Jerry Seinfeld

Kesha Says Jerry Seinfeld Refusing Her Hug Was The Saddest Moment Of Her Life

June 15, 2023 / Posted by:

Back in 2017, Kesha tried to hug Jerry Seinfeld at a red carpet charity event. Twice. Both times, Jerry rebuffed her advances. “No thanks!” Soon, both parties were forced to address the incident in the media: Jerry explained he doesn’t hug strangers, Kesha revealed the rejection almost made her quit hugs for good (thankfully, she didn’t, cuz hugs are “magical” and “a beautiful exchange of wonderful soul energy”). Now, six years after the Snub of the Century, Kesha went on a podcast and said it was the saddest moment of her life. And Kesha’s been through a lot, so that’s sayin’ something! Continue reading

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Eddie Murphy Says He’s Thinking About Making A Stand-Up Comedy Comeback

July 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Eddie Murphy’s got so many damn mouths to feed it’s no wonder he’s thinking about coming out of semi-retirement and treading the boards once again as a stand-up comedian. Eddie appeared in Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with his friend Jerry Seinfeld and revealed that he’s planning on getting back to stand-up soon. I guess doing indie films like 2016’s perplexing Mr. Church (his last theatrical release, seen by upwards of 12 people) only earned him enough money to send all his eleventy million kids to a decent State school.

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Jerry Seinfeld Is Being Sued For Selling A Fake Porsche At Auction

February 4, 2019 / Posted by:

Jalopnik is reporting that comedian and fan of not saying the N-word (good for you, Jerry), Jerry Seinfeld, is in trouble. And unlike most comedians these days, it’s not for saying ragingly offensive nonsense. Jerry is getting sued for allegedly selling a fake Porsche at auction. Girl, don’t you know you need to check the tags before making such a purchase! I had the same issue with a Chanel purse I got at a flea market one time, but in my defence: those two Os looked very convincingly like two Cs!

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Here’s Chris Rock Enabling Louis CK And Ricky Gervais To Use The N-Word While Jerry Seinfeld Prays For Death

December 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Making the rounds is an old clip of Chris Rock, human tug-of-war Louis CK, professional irritant Ricky Gervais, and a very uncomfortable-looking Jerry Seinfeld discussing the usage of the n-word in professional comedy and, I guess, personally? ET posted this, and if those edible panties you got in the office’s Yankee Swap haven’t given you enough in the way of cringe fuel this holiday season, this clip should do it.

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Oscars, Who? Kevin Hart Is The Second Highest-Paid Comedian Of 2018

December 20, 2018 / Posted by:

If you think Kevin Hart is still smarting from his self-dismissal and public flogging after that Oscar hosting debacle, think again. Kevin Hart don’t give a fuck. He’s the second highest-paid comedian in the entire world, according to Forbes, and can afford to buy his own internet that’s just him and Nick Cannon sending cute GIFs back and forth. No, Kevin is not bothered in the least. He’s so rich he’s standing on an apple crate and laughing into a gilded mirror, pointing at himself like “You the man, dog!”, “no YOU the man!”. Yes, Kevin’s laughing all the way to the bank, and jumping up and down so the teller can see he’s there.

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Jerry Seinfeld Doesn’t Regret Turning Down $5 Million For A Tenth Season Of “Seinfeld”

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Today, if you wanted to watch a TV show about nothing starring a bunch of selfish assholes, you’d probably turn on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. But in the 90s, there’s a 99.999999% chance you’d be watching Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld announced that the ninth and final season of Seinfeld would air in 1998. NBC wanted Jerry to stick around, but nothing could have kept him, not even the promise of $5 million an episode.

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