Category: Jeremy Meeks

Jeremy Meeks And Chloe Green May Be Planning A Shotgun Wedding In Miami

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle might want to consider moving the date up for their big wedding before American royalty (yes, we deserve this and you know it), Prison Bae Jeremy Meeks, and British commoner Chloe Green steal their thunder. The Daily Star reports that Jeremy and Chloe are ready to walk down the aisle as soon as possible because pregnant Chloe doesn’t want to “give birth unmarried”. The wedding could be as soon as April, never mind the fact that Jeremy isn’t officially divorced from his wife Melissa Meeks yet.

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“Prison Bae” Jeremy Meeks Put A Baby In Chloe Green

March 28, 2018 / Posted by:

He’s done it! Jeremy Meeks has managed to secure the bag by putting a baby in the satin and velvet lined womb of Topshop heiress Chloe Green. UsWeekly reports that multiple sources have confirmed the news. It’s the American dream, turned up to 11. It’s winning gold medals each and every event at the Gold Digger Olympics (those being the Yacht Thot Race, the 1000 Yard Career Bump and most coveted of all, the 18 Year Check Cash Dash). Against all odds, Jeremy went and did that thing!

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Jeremy Meeks and Chloe Green Are Considering Marriage

November 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Do you remember a few years ago when Jeremy Meeks AKA Prison Bae got caught chillaxing on a yacht with Topshop heiress Chloe Green? Those were simpler times. I had fewer wrinkles, Obama was in office and we didn’t know that cigarettes gave you cancer yet. Hmm, let me double check the date though, that doesn’t sound quite right. It can’t have been that long ago. HOLY SHIT IT WAS JULY 2017. My heart is literally racing. Four months. Four measly months. It’s almost unfathomable.

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Meeks Out-Meeks Meeks By Filing For Separation

July 12, 2017 / Posted by:

I know what you’re saying, I get it! This guy again? Yes, I’m afraid the Meeks family saga is the herpes sore for these troubled times.

A couple of days agoMelissa Meeks, the wife of hot felon Jeremy Meeks, gave her side of the story of him cheating with TopShop heiress Chloe Green  in an exclusive Daily Mail interview and stated that she wanted to file for divorce. Well, not to be outdone by his nobody of a wife, rising star Jeremy must have stopped calling the paparazzi for a second to ask for an attorney (something I dare say he has experience doing) so he could beat her to the punch and file legal separation papers before Melissa had the chance to make good on her promise to file for divorce.

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Mrs. Meeks Speaks

July 10, 2017 / Posted by:

After the shocking revelations last week that convicted felon cum model Jeremy Meeks was allegedly cheating on his wife with billionaire TopShop heiress Chloe Green, his wife has pulled a “Central Valley Lemonade” (as we call it in the biz) by giving an exclusive interview to The Daily Mail to air her grievances.

Melissa Meeks says she found out about the affair the same way the rest of us did; when ‘Some random person I don’t know sent a direct message with the photograph of my husband kissing that woman”. Now that the (blood) money is in the water, Melissa Meeks is seeking a divorce and a whole lot of sympathy.

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