Category: Jennifer Lopez

Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Lopez At The Met Gala Sans Ben Affleck

May 2, 2023 / Posted by:

Last night hundreds of fashionistas (and a handful of fashion-NO-stas) bum-rushed the annual Met Gala in New York City to pay tribute to late couture curmudgeon Karl Lagerfeld, who was certain to be judging with mean giggles and side-eyes. But one person who knew she couldn’t let herself or Karl down was Jennifer Lopez. JLo arrived draped in head-to-toe Ralph Lauren, peering into the cameras with her patented “You poor people stay away from me” gaze. And in an attempt to keep her evening free from sad boy energy, she left her husband Ben Affleck at home. But I’m sure he was more than happy to skip this one.

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Ben Affleck Says That Jennifer Lopez Eats Whatever She Wants And Is Still The Most Gorgeous Woman In The World

April 22, 2023 / Posted by:

With a new film out, Ben Affleck is visiting all the biggest talk shows and podcasts to promote the amazing and groundbreaking talent that is his wife, Jennifer Lopez. I mean, what’s the point of talking about some dumb movie about Air Jordans when you can wax poetic about the woman who sang the timeless hit Let’s Get Loud? On The Drew Barrymore Show, Ben chatted with Drew to tell us that his wife is a super hot 10 and, not only that, but she can eat whatever she wants. Right now, Dunkin’ execs are in the middle of an emergency meeting because they might be losing their #1 fan to JLo!

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Ben Affleck Says He Knows All Of Jennifer Lopez’s Songs And Calls Her The Greatest Performer Of All Time

April 4, 2023 / Posted by:

Move over, the Harlem Globetrotters! According to Ben Affleck, there’s a new “greatest performer in the history of the world”, and it’s his wife, Jennifer Lopez. ET reports that 50-year-old Ben shared this completely unbiased opinion on the podcast Smartless, hosted by Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, and Jason Bateman, who Ben worked with on the new Nike movie, Air. Jason asked Ben if he knew all of JLo’s music, and Ben replied that, yes, not only does he know all her music, he loves it, and “it’s brilliant.” Well, I’m glad Ben’s lobotomy was a success.

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Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Brought Some PDA To His “Air” Premiere

March 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Jennifer Lopez can feel pleased with her performance after last night’s LA premiere of her husband Ben Affleck’s Nike x Michael Jordan sneaker movie, Air. But, not because she found another enormous compound they’re going to enter into escrow on only to immediately back out, but because she won the supportive spouse wars by making it the entire evening without scowling at a camera, Jane Fonda-ing Ben for not looking “friendly and motivated,” or taste-testing one of his drinks! Even better? She and Ben briefly touched lips and engaged in some ass grabbins on the red carpet. Contentious battle for that $64 million mansion who?

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Jane Fonda Says That Jennifer Lopez Still Hasn’t Apologized To Her For Accidentally Cutting Her Eyebrow While Filming “Monster-In-Law”

March 25, 2023 / Posted by:

Back in 2005, the criticality-watched film Monster-in-Law blessed the movie-going public by putting two titans of acting on the same screen: Jane Fonda and Elaine Stritch. However, they were only in like two scenes together. The rest of the time, you were subjected to Anaconda’s Jennifer Lopez. If you thought sitting through a JLo joint for $12.50 (adjusted for inflation) was a struggle, at least you didn’t get a diamond-encrusted slap in the face for your troubles! According to Jane, during the famous slap scene, Jenny was being a little too real and ended up giving her a cut on her million-dollar face. Worse yet, the Superbowl singer never apologized for it!

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A Source Says Jennifer Lopez And Ben Affleck Are Fighting Over Finalizing The Purchase Of That $64 Million Home After Dropping Out Of Escrow

March 24, 2023 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck is a man who seems to know what he wants–whether it’s a watered-down iced coffee, just going the fuck home already, or a $64 million Pacific Palisades place to call home. But Jennifer Lopez is JLo, and being complacent and settling for only the third or fourth mega-mansion you’ve dropped out of escrow on would be setting the bar too Lo. And while most of the time, Ben seems happy to go with the JFlow and spend his days pretend-slumming it at Dunkin‘ and hanging out with his ex-wife’s super cool burger boyfriend, a source says he’s digging his heels in and wants to finalize the purchase of the $64 million Pacific Palisades estate, so he has a stable place for his struggle packages to be delivered to even though Jen has fallen out of love with it and wants to continue the search for the perfect enormous, cold warehouse to fill with her non-negotiable white roses and delusions of living the perfect love story.

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