Sigh, it seems like only yesterday when I wasn’t such a Grandma Gay and spent most weekends trolling for D on Saturday and taking some preemptive penicillin on Monday. Alas, Jennifer Lawrence thinks it’s a time to seek shelter since she’s a germaphobe and basically is
The Sun nabbed a quick interview with Jennifer Lawrence, and she claims, “I’m all bark and no bite.” Whaaaat? You mean, Miley Cyrus was right all along?! In this case, Jennifer says she tries to play like she’s the cool single gal out trolling for D, but she really just spends her nights rocking in a corner afraid of all the STIs waiting to latch onto her loins.
You would think being a cast member of Vanderpump Rules and exposing the world to your bad behavior on the regular would make a person somewhat immune to insults and criticism. But apparently, getting called a cunt by Jennifer Lawrence on live TV was a bridge too far for Lala Kent. E! News reports that on last week’s episode of Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen, Jennifer’s famously unfiltered pie hole burped up some half digested chunks of hate in Lala’s direction so Lala kindly offered to beat her ass for free.
Note that I left out the word “mess,” as there’s no question that the messiest part of the red carpet was most likely the three square feet of space occupied by Ryan Seacrest.
If there was an award for red carpet fashion that makes you question a stylist’s sanity, Nicole Kidman would be that category’s Meryl Streep. Nicole arrived in an Armani Prive gown that does double duty. From the waist-up she’s very mascot of a sexy frozen fish company, and from the waist down I’m getting a reminder to please separate my plastic recyclables from my paper.
Someone text Brie Larson and let her know she can make her hands slap together for every award winner this year. Jennifer Lawrence and Jodie Foster will be presenting the Best Actress statuette together this evening, according to Variety. Normally last year’s Best Actor winner handles that task. But last year’s Best Actor was alleged creep in a beard Casey Affleck and it’s #TimesUp for the handsy types. No one wants torches and pitchforks to take the stage at the Dolby Theatre. That should only happen if Meryl Streep wins because it IS possible for one woman to have too many accolades. Continue reading
Sharon Tate’s Sister Is Not Here For Brad Pitt And Leonardo DiCaprio Starring In Quentin Tarantino’s Manson Movie
Ever since the Manson Family brutally murdered actress Sharon Tate and six other people during one horrifying weekend in August of 1969, Sharon’s sister Debra Tate has spoken out against her sister’s killers at parole hearings and in interviews. You can imagine Debra’s feelings about Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming movie centered around her sister’s murder reportedly starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And if you can’t, well, let’s just say she ain’t jazzed about it. Continue reading
Apparently, if you spend enough time away from Pimp Mama Kris, you lose that fame whore hex! Jennifer Lawrence was on Watch What Happens Live last night, but her choice of a dinner date was not. JLaw goes gaga over Scott Disick…alas, he does not feel the same way for Jennifer. Continue reading