Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and some of their friends were on the way to, where else, Cabo San Lucas (does she have some kind of deal with the tourism board?) to keep her 50th birthday celebrations going. But things got off to a messy start hen the private plane they were flying on had to make an emergency landing. They blamed it on some sort of mechanical issue but you know it was because Chelsea Handler found out there was only one handle of vodka aboard for the 2.5 hour flight and that won’t do. Aniston was probably just settling into low-key convo about eye fillers when she probably heard “Turn this boat, around, Aniston, cuz’ I’ve already gone through that bullshit size bottle of Absolut in the bar AND the bottle in my carry-on!” from the hag in back.
Make the most of your regrets; never smother your sorrow, but tend and cherish it till it comes to have a separate and integral interest. To regret deeply is to live afresh.
– Henry David Thoreau. Or maybe Justin Theroux. I don’t know, what do I look like, a fucking nerd!?
Either way, they are words to live by for William Bradley Pitt. Brad probably has so many regrets he would sign on to do Cool World 2, at scale, for the chance to live afresh. And this year seems to be his year of reckoning for all the mistakes he’s made since a certain Long Tall Sally made his dick drip.
Poor tabloid interns across America are in for a doozy today. Not only do they have to fetch coffee and find a new angle to write a story about Bat Boy, but now they have to mop up the chairs of the editors who collectively wet themselves over the news that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston are getting closer – as friends. That opened up a decade’s worth of stories and reason to splurge on that new beach house! Continue reading
I’m still getting over the PTSD of scanning through Instagram yesterday and see how half of Hollywood was at Jennifer Aniston’s 50th birthday celebration. Not since Taylor Swift’s squad era has there been such a case of “How da FUQ are these people all friends?” Jen even made me shed a tear of petty pride after she went from “debating” inviting her ex-husband, Brad Pitt, to her birthday to actually having him there – all while he is in the middle of a nasty-ass divorce from Angelina Jolie! Don’t fret, Angelina, maybe y’all can ex-boo thang swap because Justin Theroux wasn’t at Jen’s party…even though he wished her a happy birthday yesterday.
The celebrity tabloid industry can continue their celebratory orgy for the gift of Brad Pitt attending Jennifer Aniston‘s 50th birthday bonanza, as People is reporting a hot new update all about her will-she/won’t-she internal struggle of inviting her ex-husband to the big day. Is it that serious? No, but there’s a source who is really shilling it to you.
People reports that Brad Pitt was spotted at his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston’s celebrity-infested 50th birthday party at LA’s Sunset Tower Hotel yesterday. And just like that, the production costs for most supermarket tabloids have been taken care of into the next decade or so! Hell, if Jeff Bezos doesn’t destroy the industry, a couple of new ones might pop up on the strength of “Brad and Jenn Back Together!”