Category: Jennie Garth
Tori Spelling Wants To Be On “Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills”
While on Jenny McCarthy‘s SiriusXM show with her BH90210 co-star/bestie Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling let it be known that she really wants a job. First of all: duh. But no, I mean she wants a specific one. And it’s a good job for a fame whore, but it’s also like… Tori ‘s never going to get it. The gig? The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. I know. Like? She thinks they’re going to replace one of the richest housewives in the franchise with one of the brokest women in America? Sis…
Dean McDermott Came To Tori Spelling’s Defense After The Internet Hated On Her Bikini Picture
On Sunday, Tori Spelling posted a picture of herself in a bikini, alongside her Beverly Hills, 90210 co-stars Gabrielle Carteris and Jennie Garth, also in swimwear. After Tori caught some crap, Dean McDermott leapt to defend her honor.
The “90210” Reboot Might Have Just Lost Its Showrunner And Several Writers
Variety says that multiple sources claim the showrunner and several writers of the 90210 reboot called BH90210 just up and quit. And it happened on Tori Spelling’s birthday. It’s a mess, which is saying something, considering the idea of a 90210 reboot/revival/mockumentary thing already sounds pretty messy.
Jennie Garth Tells Fans To Pipe Down After She Didn’t Post About Luke Perry On Social Media
Because “if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is the hillbilly second cousin of “if it wasn’t tweeted, the thought is deleted” or “if it’s not in a insta story, the bitch isn’t really sorry” (read in a Canadian accent to rhyme “story” with “sorry“), Jennie Garth is getting shit from people for not joining some of her 90210 cast mates in posting photos of Luke Perry with kind words on social media following his death on March 4. And because this is Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay we are talking about, mourning “Team Brenda” fans are taking this opportunity to tell Jennie what a who-re she is, which has her clapping back.
Shit That Doesn’t Make Sense: A “90210 ” Revival Without The Queen Brenda Walsh
Late last year, news about yet another Beverly Hills, 90210 reboot/revival/whatever was burped up when Jennie Garth, Tori Spelling, Ian Ziering, Jason Priestley, and Brian Austin Green were papped getting coffee in between laughably pitching to networks. I say “laughably,” because I can only imagine how raw the vocal cords of network executives got as they laughed uncontrollably while Jennie and company seriously pitched a 90210 reboot without The Forever Queen of 90210 that is Brenda Walsh. 90210 without Brenda Walsh is like broccoli without mayonnaise. It’s boring, bland, and nobody wants it. And like broccoli with mayonnaise, if you don’t like Brenda Walsh, you obviously have no taste and don’t know what you’re talking about!
But I guess FOX needed a tax write-off, because they bought the 90210 reboot that will be 100% Brenda-less.
Jennie Garth’s Divorce #3 Has Been Cancelled
When crime boss Tori Spelling announced that she was getting 90210‘s toughest street gang, The Peach Pit Vipers, back together, Jennie Garth must have told her assistant to immediately clear everything on her schedule. Somehow her third husband Dave Abrams also got cleared from her schedule, as the couple has been quietly slated for D-I-V-O-R-C-E (in Tammy Wynette drawl) since last Spring. However, those future 90210 bucks will continue to heft up their community property, as Dave has decided to yank his divorce petition.