Jenna Dewan has dropped the ax on the chicken head that was her marriage to Channing Tatum after a six month separation that was by all means a very “conscious uncoupling” scenario (I hate myself for keeping that phrase in the vernacular. Forgive me). Divorce papers have been filed by Jenna’s lawyer with good old fashioned “irreconcilable differences” as the nondescript reason that their nine year marriage has landed in Uncle Eddie’s shitter. Channing responded to the filing shortly after.
The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?
When Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan announced the end of their almost 9-year marriage, they said they wanted to “share the truth” about why they were calling it quits so that no one heard any “alternative facts.” If you believe blind items and internet rumors, then you might have guessed that was their way of getting ahead of people whispering that Channing had been picking up women who weren’t his wife. Whatever you may have heard about Channing’s extracurricular activities, Jenna kindly asks that you please not believe any of it.
“Happy to clarify that absolutely none of these rumors are true. The reason our statement was so positive [was] because that’s the reality of the situation.”
And according to a source, there’s no hate and their relationship wasn’t killed by side pieces, just a lack of romance.
“They honestly do still love each other and that’s not just for show. That love turned more into a friendship rather than the passion they felt when they first met and fell in love.”
The source adds they definitely won’t be getting back together, but that they will continue to be the best parents to their 4-year-old daughter Everly. The source says that “the fact that they get along is everything.” So there’s no drama, none, zero! They just grew apart, and that’s that. But if you still aren’t convinced, then please join me in picturing a pissed-off Jenna whipping handfuls of Channing’s stripper bow ties at her husband after he returned home at 3am reeking of various Victoria’s Secret body sprays. It’s probably not true, but it’s a fun visual.
All us basic betches had a reason to grab the Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough late last night when Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan announced they split up. First Kermit and Miss Piggy, then Chris Pratt and Anna Faris and now this?! Who is next?? Chicken nuggets and waffle fries?? Channing and Jenna kept it sweet in their break-up note, and it may have something to do with them being done months ago. Continue reading
Stocks in Ginuwine Inc. just went through the roof. Channing Tatum is available for private parties in the champagne room for the first time in almost 12 years because, he and Jenna Dewan Tatum have officially separated. His pony, is waiting, come on, jump on it. They were married for almost 9 years, which is 19 years in real world time, so this is pretty big news. Channing and Jenna, who met on the set of 2006’s Step Up, announced the split via Instagram just to make sure no “alternative facts” (smiley face) start floating around.
The American Music Awards aired on CBS last night in order for you to have something to talk about with your weird cousin Trisha over Thanksgiving weekend. The AMA’s are the perfect empty vessel in which to hold your familial conversational obligations. That said, a few attendees did come to slay. Like Hailee Steinfeld, who, thanks to that leather bra and sharp shoulder pad situation, is seen giving you The Bodyguard starring a young Joan Crawford.