Category: Jenna Elfman
Jenna Elfman Thinks The Scientology Controversy Is “Boring”
Proud Scientologist of 30 years, Jenna Elfman, of Dharma & Greg, EDtv (the poor man’s Truman Show), and that Walking Dead spin-off fame, is so over all the negativity surrounding her “religion”. After all, Scientology has done her good! It’s basically the only reason she and her husband have never cheated on each another. So she’s “Keeping the Faith” and defending her cult.
Royal Couple Of Scientology Beck And Marissa Ribisi Are Getting Divorced
If John Travolta and Kelly Preston are the Kate and William of Scientology’s royal couples, then Beck and Marissa Ribisi are the Meghan and Harry. But as Prince Charles proved (or Tom Cruise in this scenario), there’s no actual law prohibiting a royal divorce. Lifelong Scientologists Beck and Marissa (both were raised by believers), are proving once and for all, that all is possible Under His Eye (L.Ron’s eye in this scenario). Quick, somebody needs to run tell Jenna Elfman that just because you’re a dyed in the wool Scientologist, it doesn’t mean you have to spend an earth eternity living in miserable marriage in the name of Going Clear.
Katie Holmes Isn’t Happy That She Was Dragged Into Leah Remini’s Scientology Interview
“Ha! Consider it payback for making me sit through your weird-ass wedding ceremony“…is what I imagine Leah Remini is thinking to herself in the picture above.
So, Stacey Carosi’s Scientology tea-spill happened last night on 20/20. I know, raise your hand if you too thought that David Miscavige would try to prevent it from airing by summoning the evil spirit of L. Ron Hubbard (aka holding three rotting teeth while playing an audio copy of Dianetics backwards), who would then haul ghost ass to the control room at ABC and replace Leah’s 20/20 interview with a John Travolta-heavy episode of Welcome Back, Kotter. Just me? Okay.