Category: Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum, Sam Neill, And Laura Dern Will Be In “Jurassic World 3”
I actually enjoyed the first Jurassic World movie. Don’t tell me I have “bad” taste in movies–I’m fully aware. But even I, who can find enjoyment in most B-grade action movies, thought the second one, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was trash. Like, what was the point? Selling… dinosaurs at auction? For… what reason again besides money? I forget! Yeah, not the best, but it made over $1.3 billion worldwide, so of course a third movie is coming. But this one may actually be good, because it will star OG Jurassic Park legends Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum.
Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum’s Wondrous Response To The Spider-Man Mess
While pushing his new Disney+ docu-series The World According to Jeff Goldblum at D23 Expo over the weekend, Jeff Goldblum acted like he found out about Spider-Man possibly leaving the Marvel Cinematic Universe from a reporter for a Variety. Just like his shirt, Jeff took us through a roller coaster of emotions from confused to crestfallen before gracefully crash-landing by speaking (maybe?) Italian. It’s everything you could hope for from a Jeff Goldblum interaction.
Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum And His Wife’s Ugly Matching Shirts
Don’t you love high-fashion? Don’t you love spending a shit-ton of money on things that look like they were thought up by an Old Navy employee high on acid as they sketched the designs they intend to submit to Forever 21? It’s truly the mark of a luxurious life. And actor extraordinaire/highly-sexually-appealing-to-me-but-I-couldn’t-for-the-life-of-me-explain-in-words-why Jeff Goldblum is living that fashionable luxurious life and he’s bringing along his wife, Emilie Livingston for the ride.
Open Post: Hosted By Jeff Goldblum Looking Like Raw Sex At His Walk Of Fame Ceremony
65-year-old Jeff Goldblum finally got his own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday. Although it probably would have been more appropriate to temporarily re-name it the Hollywood Shuffle of Fame. Catching a glimpse of Jeff Goldblum working his star like a thirsty Playgirl centerfold probably had a whole lot of people weak in the knees and struggling to remain upright.
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom starring Jeff comes out in a week, so this is just to promote it, but I don’t care. Seeing Jeff Goldblum lounge all over is terrazzo star is something we as a society have earned – nay, deserve. The only problem is, a Walk of Fame star is usually in commemoration of a notable career. And what’s a more notable part of Jeff Goldblum’s career than that picture of him emerging from the teleporter from The Fly with zero clothes on?
Jeff was joined by his wife Emilie Livingston and their two sons, as well as several of his famous friends like Ed Begley Jr. and Laura Dern. I hope the Hollywood Walk of Fame people hire security after this. We saw what recently happened to Michael Jackson’s star, and I can only imagine what will appear on Jeff Goldblum’s. $10 says there’s a pair of panties by next Monday.
Pic: Wenn.com/FayesVision
Jeff Golblum Has Signed On With Decca To Record A Jazz Album
When he’s not acerbically dressing down hubristic scientists or shuffling around poolside at a historic Palm Springs mid-century modern wearing loafers with no socks, Jeff Goldblum enjoys spending time tickling the ivories at various nightclubs around L.A. and New York. And he’s being rewarded handsomely for it! According to Variety, Jeff’s just been offered a deal at Decca Records Label Group to record a jazz album.
The Trailer For “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” Is Here
We all know the basic Jurassic Park formula by now: Take one part remote island, one part ego driven scientist, one part scary monsters, one part greedy corporate entity, one part dashing hero, one part imperiled children, one part screaming lady and one part Jeff Goldblum. Add a dash of sweeping music and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster! But really, there are only so many times this formula is going to work. Sooner or later you have gotta change it up. We’re now on the 5th iteration with Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom whose tag line is “Life, Uh, Finds a Way”, let’s see if they’ve monkeyed with the formula.