Is it wrong to stan for a child president? Because after last night’s Grammy Awards, little Blue Ivy Carter gave us “that moment” and I don’t know about you, but I got the vapors and gasped “she’s running”. If you missed it, that moment was when Blue Ivy did the lord’s work and told her parents Beyoncé and Jay-Z they was doing too much. #BlueIvy2020.
I wish Jay-Z and Beyonce would just shut up the hell up about their marriage. OK. We get it, Jigga. Your dick purchased a ticket to the OPP Express while Beyonce was at home cutting up lemons for all of the tea she was about to spill. Then after everyone drank from the blessed mother’s golden chalice you showed up right on time with 4:44 to tell your side of the story. That should be it right? NOPE! Jay-Z added another leg to his apology tour just in time for tonight’s Grammys by showing up on the first episode of CNN’s The Van Jones Show yesterday to explain why he and Bey chose to stick it out.
Even though Jay-Z thought his $19.99/month version of Spotify would be the go-to platform for music and sound snobs everywhere, most people viewed it as a pain in the ass that drove people to re-download Kazaa in order to get a new Beyoncé album, since it kept all the good shit to itself. That mindset has apparently driven it to the poor house, since Tidal is allegedly months away from going bust. Continue reading
The House of Dereon has so many babies: there’s Basement Baby, there’s “Bitch, get outta this house and off the payroll” Baby (Matthew Knowles, duh), and apparently there are a few Band-Aid babies. People is out with a report saying Blue Ivy better get some tricked out presents from her parents each birthday since she’s apparently the glue that kept those two together after it came out that Jay cheated with Becky with the good hair!
For a while, it seemed like Jay-Z, Beyoncé, and Kanye West were in America’s most high-profile throuple, but that shit all came crashing down after people used Tidal about as much as they use a cassette player. Kanye has certainly talked…and talked…about his side of the story, and now Jay gets to tell his. Continue reading
The nominations for the 60th Grammy awards were announced this morning, and Jay-Z led with eight nominations. I suppose you could say that Jay-Z is the Beyoncé of this year’s Grammys? Although she actually got one this year too, for Best Rap/Sung Performance. I’m sure it’s a big day in the Knowles Carter house. Congratulations on your Grammy nomination, Beyonce! And also, you know, good job on all the ones you got today too, Jay-Z.