If you ever wanted to play a game of Analyze The Crazy with members of Beyonce’s stanbase, the Beyhive, you should show them Rorschach tests and await the degree of answers ranging from Beyonce in a monsoon to Beyonce slapping Solange with her weave. Because they are absolutely the reason why therapy was invented in the first place. They do not play when it comes to their Queen and they will let any bitch have it who says something displeasing to their ears. Need proof? Go ask Tamera Mowry-Housely, who is probably one of the most non-threatening celebrities on the planet. She’s been catching hell from the Beyhive about some comments she made when she met Jay-Z back in the early-aughts and claimed she was charmed by him. Those sounded like words of appreciation to sane people, but what the Beyhive heard was “Jay-Z is my man now!!”
When you think of who has really moved the needle when it comes to LGBTQ rights in America, you better think of those who led the Stonewall Riots, Harvey Milk, and Mr. and Mrs. Carter. Sure, the Stonewall Riots and Harvey may have pushed acceptance and legislation, but without “Drunk In Love,” half the “About Me” sections on Grindr would be devoid of “grainin’ on that wood” euphemisms. It’s either that or the team at GLAAD got themselves some good weed this weekend because they announced they’re giving the Vanguard Award for LGBTQ allyship to Beyoncé and Jay-Z.
I assumed the only thing Beyoncé and Jay-Z curtsied to was cold hard cash (and maybe whatever VH1 Behind The Music producer was able to give a catty “Where are they now?!” segment to Farrah Franklin), but at this year’s Brit Awards, they showed they have a soft spot in their hearts for Duchess Meghan, probably because they want her ass to be in one of those perfume ad-esque videos they play at an upcoming On The Run tour.
It’s hard to remember what caused Cardi B to threaten to get her dog leash out for Tomi Lahren since I’ve been laughing too hard ever since, but it’s some serious shit. 21 Savage was arrested last weekend by ICE agents because he, as a British citizen, had overstayed the length of a visa he used when he came to the U.S. in 2005. He hasn’t been able to see his kids, and now Jay-Z is getting involved to offer to pay for lawyers. Continue reading
If you thought you’d be running to the store to grab vegetables today, scrap those plans for about the next two weeks because there won’t be any left for miles and miles. And you can thank Jay-Z and Beyonce for the impending drought. In an attempt to get their fans to stop shoving tons of delicious meat into their hungry pie holes, they are offering one lucky fan the opportunity to score free concert tickets for life. And all it will cost them is trying out a vegan diet first.
We’ve all known since September that Maroon 5 will most likely headline the Super Bowl halftime show in Atlanta on February 3, but it seemed like the NFL wanted somebody else to sweeten the pot of bland oatmeal. They asked Cardi B, who did that Girls Like You song with Maroon 5, to make an appearance, but she wanted her own set. Before going with Maroon 5, the NFL asked Rihanna and Jay-Z, but they turned down the offer in support of Colin Kaepernick. But well, rapper and the father of Kylie Jenner’s baby, Travis Scott, better expect a slap down from Amy Schumer, because he’s going to perform.