Janet Jackson Announces Her Return To Touring, But Well, You Better Check That Refund Policy Before Buying A Ticket
While everyone was distracted by the fuckery being served up at the Met Gala last night, Janet Jackson dropped yet another one of her “Announcements From Bed” videos for her fans. I swear, Janet and these POV videos. I’m sorry, Janet, but the only Jackson I want to know what it’s like to be on top of is that hot piece Jermaine.
While sounding exactly like Michael Jackson, Janet started off her video message by telling her brother Randy Jackson (who’s off camera) to shut his mouth after he pretty much called her a fatty fat ass. Then Janet let her fans know that she really did break up with her billionaire husband and they’re handling it in court right now. Once she got that news out of the way, Janet announced that the tour she pressed “pause” on to have her kid, Issa, is back on and will start up again on September 7, 2017 in Lafayette, LA. Hmm… I’m sure this news has nothing to do with that lawsuit from a fan who accused Live Nation of refusing to issue refunds because the tour was “rescheduled.”
Janet Jackson’s Unbreakable World Tour didn’t go so well; she kept postponing shows before flat-out stopping so she could focus on having a baby. Fans who bought tickets to Janet’s alleged lip sync fest were told the tour would resume in 2017 and that they could get a refund if they wanted. Unfortunately, some venues were reportedly not issuing refunds, since the tour was just postponed and not cancelled.
Since Janet appears to be busy with a newborn and a potentially messy divorce, the likelihood of that tour happening in 2017 seems slim. TMZ says one fan has had enough waiting for a refund on a concert that probably won’t happen for a while, and they’ve decided to sue to get it back. Tiana Adams filed a lawsuit against Live Nation accusing them of trying to get out of issuing refunds by repeatedly claiming the tour has been “rescheduled.”
Live Nation continues to be vague about when the Unbreakable tour is set to start up again; their website simply says “Sorry, no shows right now.” Live Nation hasn’t responded regarding this lawsuit.
It sounds like either Live Nation is trying to pull a fast one, or they don’t know what the hell is happening either. Either way, if Tiana doesn’t get her money back, I hope she and everyone else who bought a ticket to Janet’s tour at least gets a piece of paper with a time frame on it of when it might happen. Live Nation doesn’t even have to be specific. I’m sure a simple “Definitely in one of the 12 months in a year between now and 2023” will suffice at this point.
Janet Jackson posted the first pic of her three-month-old son, Eissa, on her website. He’s cute, he’s very, very rich, and he has the temerity to yawn? He seems bored. I don’t know how. He’s reportedly going to be worth billions someday (as long as he stays on mom and dad’s good side). That seems like cause for excitement to me. It’s easy to be jaded when you’re spitting up on a bib woven from currency!
When it comes to epic jaw dropping moments of “what the fuck??!,” nobody brings it like the world famous Jackson family (aka the 80’s Kardashians).
One of the original members, Janet Jackson, has been entertaining us with bits and pieces from her secretive, crazy life. Earlier this year, she dropped her first kid at age 50. Yes, her first kid at 50. Then, what felt like a few seconds later, she split from her husband of five years, multi-billionaire businessman Wissam Al Mana.
The news that Janet Jackson broke up with her billionaire businessman husband, Wissam Al Mana, came out of nowhere to me, but some think that she may have timed things so that she gets as much cash in her divorce settlement as possible. I always knew that Joanne the Scammer is pretty much everyone’s life coach, but I didn’t know that she was personally advising Miss Janet.
In what may be a prime example of how having children ruins lives (I kid, I kid, I love my nephews. Usually.), TMZ reports that new mother Janet Jackson and her sickeningly rich husband Wissam Al Mana have parted ways.
Let’s hope he got her to sign a prenup. I know she has Janet Jackson money, but this guy has MONEY. If one wasn’t signed, then she could finally afford to buy back the career that she torpedoed with her Superbowl boob (I still blame Justin Timberlake, though), AND have money left over to buy Blanket Jackson a new first name.