Category: Jane Fonda

Jane Fonda Is Not Really Interested In A Sexual Relationship Anymore Unless It’s With A Younger Man 

March 25, 2021 / Posted by:

Jane Fonda is on the cover of Harper Bazaar’s April issue, and during the interview, she talked about the current state of her love life. Jane has been married three times, so she’s been there, done that, and not really interested in fucking anymore. But Jane is willing to let a grown dude between her sugar walls if his ID states that he was born before her birth year of 1937. So if you’re a dude who is 84 years and up, sorry, you are too old to ride the hotness that is Jane Fonda.

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Jane Fonda Called On Hollywood To Be More Inclusive In Her Golden Globes Acceptance Speech

March 1, 2021 / Posted by:

Last night’s Golden Globes were filled with more glitches and technical fuck-ups than a FaceTime call with my mom (and yes, every other question from her is, “Can you see me?!“), but the real technical glitch happened when all of the lights burst (yes, that happened, don’t fact check me on that) after lighting rod of glamour, Jane Fonda, strutted her 83-year-old ass out onto the stage. Jane was done up like the hot Mother of the Bride who makes the bride seethe with rage by looking better than her on her big day. But Jane was at the Golden Globes in Beverly Hills to accept the Cecil B. DeMille Award and during her speech, she called out Hollywood and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s problems with diversity and gave love to I May Destroy You, a show that makes HFPA members say, “I don’t know her,” because they snubbed the hell out of it.

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Here’s How Some Celebrities Said “Black Lives Matter” Over The Weekend

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

I don’t know about you, but I had a perfectly good and normal weekend curled up in a fetal position in the shower glugging down a bottle of special occasion “End Times” wine in between racking sobs. Basically, I didn’t do shit. But as Kristian mentioned earlier, quite a few celebrities spent the weekend out in the streets with Black Lives Matter, protesting police brutality, spurred by the recent murders of George Floyd and Breanna Taylor by the police. Some of them didn’t even post about it on social media, they just showed up! But many more took to their notes apps instead to express their solidarity with the BLM movement. Billie Eilish took aim at #AllLivesMatter types telling them to “shut the fuck up.” And Lady Gaga came for Donald Trump, accusing him of “fueling a system that is already rooted in racism.” And the always outspoken Pink!, well she just re-posted Billie’s post. But it’s the thought that counts! #thoughtsandprayers.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Return Of Fitness Icons Jane Fonda And Richard Simmons

April 4, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s been a minute since we last heard about Richard Simmons and his, um, unusual situation at home. But, as always, when times get tough, Richard swoops in, wearing his best lycra micro-shorts and sequined tank, to save the day. As everybody is locked away in self-isolation, the need for living room calisthenics has never been higher. And fortunately, in the past three weeks, Richard (or, more likely, Richard’s team) has uploaded a bunch of vintage workout videos to his YouTube page––the site’s first uploads in more than 6 years!

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Jane Fonda Wants You To Know That She Is DONE With Plastic Surgery

February 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Being an environmental warrior can be tough with getting arrested on an almost weekly basis, shuffling around outside in the cold, having to stand next to Joaquin Phoenix for more than 30 seconds, and so on. Imagine doing all of that in your 80s (not many can brag about spending their 82nd birthday in the clink). AND still managing to be the star of a successful television show. No wonder living legend Jane Fonda is tired.

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Joaquin Phoenix Was Detained At Jane Fonda’s Climate Change Protest

January 10, 2020 / Posted by:

It’s Fire Drill Friday, which always sounds to me like a promotion put on by a club called The Brass Pole, where firefighters get in free before 11. That’s of course not what it is. Fire Drill Friday was created by Jane Fonda, who was inspired by TIME Person of the Year Greta Thunberg, to protest in Washington, D.C. every Friday in the name of climate change. But a side effect of her protest is seeing which famous person might get taken away in zip-ties at the end of the day. Today that was Joaquin Phoenix.

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