When it was revealed that Megyn Kelly would no longer be haunting the 3rd hour of the Today show, I pictured how Jane “We Really Want To Talk About That Now?” Fonda responded to the news. Is there a word for a joy so dangerously intense it risks blowing your head clean off your neck? Even if there is,that’s not what Jane Fonda was feeling.
It’s been a whole year since Jane Fonda finished Megyn Kelly with a single look. It feels like just yesterday when Megyn asked Jane about plastic surgery during an interview on Megyn Kelly Today, and Jane returned with what would be a “Fuck no” face for the ages. Jane later brought it up in the shadiest way possible: during an interview when she returned to Today three months later.
Megyn is now saying she regrets the moment, specifically she regrets booking Jane Fonda on the show in the first place.
We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of when Jane Fonda squished Megyn Kelly like a bug under her heel after Megyn asked Jane about her plastic surgeries. To honor such an important event (it’s not, but I want to believe), People has an exclusive interview with 80-year-old Jane where they cover topics from love to aging and everything in between. Jane didn’t want to talk plastic surgery with Megyn Kelly last year, but she’s ready to do it now with People. That might be the best ending to the Megyn Kelly story. She wants to talk surgery, just not with Megyn.
If you were wanting Dolly Parton’s on-screen reunion with Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda to be on Grace & Frankie, you’re out of luck. The country queen doesn’t do geriatric vibrators! At a recent panel, Jane talked more about the planned 9 To 5 sequel. And it sounds like they’ll be in charge this time around to impart wisdom on the youngins out there!
Because Kathy Griffin had such a great experience with her own Presidential issues, Peter Fonda decided that he too would make a serious statement speaking out against Melania Trump pretty much doing nothing and saying not much about her captor/sugar daddy shrugging as crying children were ripped from their families at the border and put into cages (cages that are not even 1/10000000000th as luxurious as Melania’s gilded cage). Ole’ Pete went in. You know those Fondas: love to make a statement. Continue reading
Regardless of sexual orientation, I think you’d be hard pressed to find someone who wouldn’t look at that picture of Jane Fonda giving a look that says “My place?” and not feel a little flattered. But regardless of what Jane’s eyes are saying, she’s not trying to date.
Jane spoke to Extra at the premiere of Book Club, and they wanted to talk about her love life, because that’s sort of what Book Club is about. Jane Fonda is 80-years-old, and I mention this because she does too, but also because she doesn’t look anywhere close to the age where you hang a sign over your business that says “Thanks for many years of wonderful memories, but as of today we’re closed.” And yet, that’s what Jane has done. She was dating, but that she’s recently “closed up shop” between her legs.
“I’m not dating anymore, but I did up until a couple of years ago. I’m 80. I’ve closed up shop down there.”
Jane has been married three times, and her last big relationship was with record producer Richard Perry from 2009 to 2017. I suppose that means Richard Perry was her last date. Or maybe she crammed a couple dozen in right before the closed sign went up. Regardless, she’s clearly over it all, and that’s great for her. Not to mention she can definitely feel satisfied without men, and I’m not talking about geriatric arthritis vibrators. I’m sure Jane gets a jolt of oxytocin every time she gets in a good read at Megyn Kelly’s expense.