Despite whatever he said about being single (and possibly hooking up with some “who?”), Jamie Foxx is still fucking with Katie Holmes. Jamie is probably a bit of a ho, but has a handsome penis and a good sense of humor. And Katie seems more interested in the latter than the former. And that’s OK. After being married to whatever the opposite of a handsome penis with a warm laugh is, Katie seems happy to just be able to chill. And according to Us Weekly, that’s just what she and Jamie are doing. It’s chill, that’s why you won’t see Jamie giving Suri a piggyback on the beach anytime soon. Sources say Jamie and Katie are keeping things low-key for the sake of their kids. What Jamie and Katie do together is strictly grown folks stuff.
I remember a time when Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes were ever so coy about their relationship like anyone really cared that they were boning. And once they made it sort-of official, the dick turned Katie out so much she reportedly didn’t seem to mind if he shared it with a few other ladies. Well, in any case, all of that cloak and dagger mess was for nothing because their romance may have gone up in flames and Jamie has seemingly moved onto the next one.
I guess sometimes the D is so good you don’t mind if it wanders over to a side piece (or two)? Katie Holmes has had hid her quasi-secret relationship with Jamie Foxx for years, and we’ve all heard it’s because as part of her divorce agreement with Tom Cruise, she wasn’t allowed to go public with a new man. Katie and Jamie have been together for years and were spotted on vacation in Miami just before New Year’s Eve…and just before Jamie was spotted with two other chicks a few days later. Ruh-roh! So much for those marriage rumors!
Earlier this summer, there were reports that Katie Holmes and her not-so-secret-anymore boyfriend Jamie Foxx had broken up after five years of not really confirming they were even together. It turned out not to be true, and FoxHol was still going strong. They’re so strong that they’re thinking of taking the leap from semi-secret relationship to semi-secret wedding in Paris. The same place where Tom Cruise popped the question to Katie back in 2010.
Fresh off from last month’s break-up rumor, Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx were seen on a date together at a restaurant in NYC last month, almost as if to say, “Hello everyone, we’re still dating.” In case you didn’t hear it the first time, Katie and Jamie are here to scream: “HEY EVERYONE, look over here!”
Looks like Tom Cruise‘s “No Dating For Five Years” clause in his divorce from Katie Holmes is really over. Like REALLY over. I mean we got Katie’s rep to give a seven-word statement on the matter last month and now we have pictures of them together? Fuck me, my head is spinning from all this BREAKING NEWS in the world of FoxHol. Continue reading