These two. Are they afraid that the soldiers of Xenu will start tapping their phones if they’re spotted sitting at the same table? Even Suri Cruise’s rolling her eyes at Mommy and Uncie Jamie’s don’t look at us/LOOK AT US antics. Jamie Foxx quit an interview when the subject of his no-longer-secret girlfriend Katie Holmes was brought up. You would think his transphobic ass would be relieved that the speculation is heterosexually-focused this time.
You ever watch a movie that you really don’t like but since you already started watching it you’re just like “I have to see how it ends!” Well, that’s what it feels like to be subjected to Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes’ “Are They or Aren’t They” relationship. I just want them to join hands and start singing Ebony and Ivory so we can all let out a sigh of relief and move on with our lives. Well, last night at Clive Davis’ Pre-Grammy party, we’re all getting a little closer to that moment.
People reports that Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx showed up to Paramount Pictures in Los Angeles on Wednesday to celebrate him hitting half a century, which is refreshing since it wasn’t that long ago that rumors were rampant that Scientology overlords would sooner invite Leah Remini over for a game of Scrabble than let Katie go public with her post-Tom Cruise boo thang.
Jamie Foxx and Katie Holmes have been in semi-hiding for most their relationship. Then in September they were papped on a beach, a move that announced to the world, “Hey, we’re…not as secret anymore.” Three months later, they’ve taken things a step up by appearing at the same event.
The event in question was a flagship store launch for Prive Revaux Eyewear in NYC last night. Jamie is a “brand partner” for Prive. E! News says that Jamie arrived at 7:30pm. After mingling with the crowd, he approached the DJ booth, where he should have played “Blame It On the Alcohol” on repeat, but he didn’t. A source says that’s when Katie Holmes walked in and made her way to a back room. Jamie left the DJ booth and followed behind her. Eventually Katie left, while Jamie stayed behind for a bit longer.
We know nothing else from last night, besides the fact that E! News’ source described Katie as “looking flawless.” And that only tells me that source doesn’t realize “flawless” typically describes an absence of flaws. That picture above is from last night. I spot one giant flaw, which is that Katie had the audacity to show up in your nana’s favorite fluffy cold weather housecoat and post-bath hair style. That look is a privilege one earns, Katie. A coat like that is your reward for years of successfully telling youngins to keep their hands out of your purse and their feet off the couch.
Dozens of celebrities gathered Tuesday night for “Hand in Hand: A Benefit for Hurricane Relief,” which broadcast live across 15 networks and 150 radio stations nationwide while streaming on social media. Django Unchained co-stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Jamie Foxx opened the hourlong special, with fellow presenting pairs Oprah Winfrey and Cher, Reese Witherspoon and Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, Robert De Niro and Jon Stewart, and Sofia Vergara and Tyler Perry helping to raise more than $14 million before the program ended for the victims of Hurricanes Harvey and Irma, the back-to-back Category 4 storms that ravaged Texas and Florida over the past two weeks.
That’s a whole hell of a lot of firepower right there! Sadly, nobody went “Full Kanye” on live television but Stevie Wonder, of all people, took it to church and called out all those climate change deniers in the NAME OF THE LORD!
Five years and almost two months after Katie Holmes officially became The Ex-Mrs. Tom Cruise, she made it very clear with some not-subtle body language that she’s definitely with Jamie Foxx. If you’ve got a Scientology conspiracy theorist in your life, it’s best to leave them alone today; they’ve got an alleged divorce contract timeline to sort out.