Category: James Corden

James Corden Apologized After The Owner Of Balthazar Called Him The Restaurant’s Most Abusive Customer Of All-Time

October 18, 2022 / Posted by:

24 hours. That’s how long the staff at the New York restaurant, Balthazar, had of a reprieve from the “tiny Cretin of a man,” known as James Corden. Yesterday, the owner of Balthazar, Keith McNally, publicly banned James Corden while posting about his repeated harassment and belligerence towards the restaurant staff. But now it’s over! James called Keith to salvage his public reputation before he could get fully Ellen DeGeneres-ed. James “profusely apologized” to Keith, and now he’s welcome to terrorize the Balthazar staff once again!

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Kris Jenner Took A Lie Detector Test And Was Asked If She Was Behind The Release Of Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape

September 9, 2022 / Posted by:

It comes as no surprise that our lives were ultimately downgraded once the entire Kardashian Koven was thrust upon us. And one of the most pivotal moments of their origin story was the infamous sex tape starring a bored-looking Kim Kardashian and weird tattoo aficionado Ray J. For many years people have speculated that Kim’s mother Kris Jenner was the person who brought this masterpiece of cinema into our lives, which is something she’s denied for years. And now, to put the rumors to bed (pun intended) once and for all Kris has strapped on a lie detector test to prove to everyone she had nothing to do with it.

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Open Post: Hosted By James Corden Doing “Top Gun” Flight Stunts With Tom Cruise

May 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Tom Cruise is a man of many talents: he acts, he does his own stunts, he manifest his own zits, he can go a decade without seeing his daughter, and he flies planes. Like, those fast Top Gun planes. Because Tom was in Top Gun. In case you hadn’t heard, there’s a new Top Gun movie out and Paramount Pictures is hell bent on reminding us that Tom Cruise is a totally unproblematic movie star badass. So, on last night’s episode of The Late Late Show, Tom took James Corden to Top Gun training school and flew him around in fighter jets. Obviously, the sexual tension was off the charts.

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Mary J. Blige, Keanu Reeves, Zendaya, Joe Rogan And Kris Jenner All Made The Time 100 List Of The World’s Most Influential People

May 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Last year Prince Harry and Meghan Markle graced the cover of Time Magazine’s annual list of the 100 most influential people in the world and since then, have done jack shit in the way of influence. They were featured in the Icons section, but those tricks can’t even launch an Instagram page let alone a revolution. So Time gave them the year off to get their shit together and Mary J. Blige has taken their place as the face of the Time 100’s Icons section. Mary shares the honor with Issa Rae, Keanu Reeves, Jon Batiste, and Adele plus a couple of people who actually worked for the accolade. And because you can’t even get the “Uh” out of Adele without James Corden popping up out of nowhere like a singing telegram sent by the devil himself, James wrote Adele’s intro and used it as an excuse to brag about her “singing in the kitchen, or belting at the top of her voice solely to make [his] children laugh.” It’s like, we get it, James, she’s your bestie. But if she’s so influential, then explain what happened to your career?

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James Corden Says He Only Washes His Hair Every Two Months

May 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week James Corden was bantering at the beginning of The Late Late Show, with, like, five or six people on his staff. I know one of them is band leader Reggie Watts, but who are the others? Producers? Writers? Random passersby? Sorry, I’ve never watched the show because, well, it’s James Corden. 

Anywho, 43-year-old James brought up how Los Angeles residents have been advised to cut down their showering time by 4 minutes to help preserve the local water supply. He expressed shock that the average person showers for 10 minutes, and admitted that his are only “a solid three or four.” Then James revealed that he only washes his hair every two months. Excuse me? That’s a mere six times a year! Bitch could live off one shampoo bottle for the next century! Continue reading

Open Post: Hosted By My Worst Nightmare — Tom Cruise “Poking Fun” At James Corden

May 4, 2022 / Posted by:

I’ve got a friend who hates Tom Cruise with the power of a thousand suns. Always has. The easiest way to troll her is to show her a picture of Tom, preferably one that highlights his, let’s call it his “illusional dental geometry.” She’s also not a big fan of Elvis or Baz Luhrmann. So when we went to go see Swole Vampire Eric at the theater this past weekend, and the trailer for Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis came on, I leaned over and whispered in her ear “is your worst nightmare Tom Cruise starring in Baz Luhrman’s Elvis?” This bitch literally got up and walked out of the theater and didn’t come back until the trailers were over.

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