Disgraced former White House gerbil Sean Spicer continued his post-firing image rehab tour on Sunday night by performing a bit about number-fudging at The Emmys. Rachel Bloom’s face kind of said it all for the people who were unimpressed with Sean Spicer’s attempt at being cute. After Sean Spicer performed his”Ain’t I a stinker?” routine he stuck around backstage and went to after-parties and took pictures with celebrities. James Corden was one such celebrity who really got a kick out of meeting and greeting Spicey. But now, James Corden is really sorry for acting like a fangirl on Emmy night.
This tiddly-wink was linked last week, but has been picking up steam, so let’s have a closer look. Salma Hayek invited her Instagram followers to play a fun game of “Harpo, Who Dis Woman?” Salma posted a video she took of some celebs getting their various boogies on during a Katy Perry performance at the Met Ball.
Last night Katy Perry appeared in The Late Late Show’s Carpool Karaoke segment with James Corden. Katy spent most of her time talking and not singing. The biggest talking point on Katy’s promo tour for her upcoming album Witness has been about her ongoing feud with Taylor Swift. Katy played coy with Jimmy Fallon about whether her latest song Swish Swish is about Taylor Swift, but with James Corden, she gave a detailed statement about her mean girl bully.
To answer the question in your head, that’s Victoria Beckham as the come-to-life mannequin and not as the frozen mannequin. I think. Don’t quote me on that.
Posh was a guest on The Late Late Show with James Corden on Wednesday night to promote the day when thousands of women across the land will elbow each other in the throat and kick each other in the ass bones while fighting over a $35 shift dress at Target. Posh’s line for Target comes out on April 9. To promote her line even more, Posh did a thing for The Late Late Show that’s a commercial for Target wrapped in a Mannequin remake and a Carpool Karaoke segment.
What’s shocking about this video is that Posh actually “sings” live for about a second and I don’t think anyone ever thought that was possible. Another shocking thing happened as I watched this Target commercial, I found myself not hating it.
Hollywood has talked about rebooting (aka butchering) Mannequin before, but they can stop completely now. We got this little remake starring Posh and James Corden, so Hollywood can move their evil asses long. Go on, Hollywood, find your next victim to ruin and it better not be Maid to Order! Beverly D’Angelo was recently a guest star on a damn Nickelodeon show. She doesn’t need to suffer more by seeing a Maid to Order reboot.
And here’s Posh struttin’ through LAX the other day.
But before Heigl learned that she may have another flop on her hands, she pushed Doubt on The Late Late Show with James Corden. Heigl and her husband, Josh Kelley, have been married for almost ten years and James Corden said that he heard (through her publicist, probably) that John Mayer had something to do with their love sprouting like a rash you get after fucking John Mayer.
I’ve always suspected that when someone gets a job as a late-night network TV show host, their brains are replaced with a hard drive that causes them to feel zero human emotion and makes it possible for them to experience all kinds of annoying and embarrassing shit without cringing to death. My suspicions were confirmed with the video of James Corden singing out the Queen of Christmas’ All I Want For Christmas Is You over and over again during Carpool Karaoke on The Late Late Show. Okay, I know that technically Mary is the Queen of Christmas since without her, there would be no fucking Christmas. But did Mary co-write and sing a Christmas song that is played every hour on the hour in every damn drugstore from October to January? She did not. So Mary is like the Duchess of Christmas, or something.