Category: Jameela Jamil
Jameela Jamil Slammed The Attendees and Spectating Public Of The 2023 Met Gala For Their “Selective Cancel Culture”
Jameela Jamil decried Vogue and The Met for choosing Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty as the Met Gala theme a few months ago, and though agreeing with the never-not-whining Jameela felt unnatural, she kind of did have a point. Karl was unapologetic over his thoughts about fat women, #metoo victims, gay adoption, and migrants any time he was on the record. He was a known kunt, and Jameela provided receipts in case anyone was unaware. And now that the 2023 Met has come and gone, Jameela still had a lot to say about those in attendance and the public’s tendency to have a selective memory and look the other way when pretty sparklies and elegant cat costumes come into play.
Open Post: Hosted By Al Roker’s Reaction To Jameela Jamil’s Tale Of A Tragic Booty Call On “Today”
Jameela Jamil put making out with her own dumper and heroically speaking out against Lea Michele conspiracy theories on the back burner to launch another podcast, straightforwardly called Bad Dates With Jameela Jamil. While recently promoting it on Today, she was asked to recount her worst date, which happened to be a booty call gone wrong. She told a horrifying tale of boner pills and broken teeth, leaving the show’s hosts speechless and Al Roker visibly disappointed and disgusted–which is kind of hypocritical since we all know his booty once called at an inconvenient moment, resulting in a Keto Diet feces riot while he was visiting the White House.
Of Course Jated Leto Is Producing And Starring In A Karl Lagerfeld Biopic
As if we haven’t suffered enough, Jared Leto, the man who puts the suffer and twat in insufferable twat, is going to be tormenting our eyes and ears by completing his transformation into Karl Lagerfeld right before our very eyes. Deadline reports that Jared is producing, and will of course star in, a biopic about Jameela Jamil’s least favorite dead fashion icon (to date.) This is obviously the role of a lifetime for Jared as it has everything he likes in a character — European accent of indeterminate origin, a live prop, clown suits, a fun wig, contempt for women and flat, dead eyes concealed behind silly novelty sunglasses! It’s perfect really. I just hope too many innocent pussies aren’t rubbed raw from Jared’s “immersive” stroking methods. PETA needs to stay on his ass for the duration.
Jameela Jamil Calls Out “Vogue” For Making Karl Lagerfeld The Theme Of Next Year’s Met Gala
Jameela Jamil is calling out Vogue and the Metropolitan Museum of Art for choosing of Karl Lagerfeld as the theme of the 2023 Met Gala. Jameela points to his comments regarding Holocaust jokes and ethnic cleansing, fat-shaming, shaming of gay adoption, and dismissing sexual assault against women in fashion telling them to “join a nunnery.”
The Theme For The 2023 Met Gala Is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty”
Without looking it up, I dare you to name what the theme of this year’s Met Gala was or what any celebrity other than Kim Kardashian was wearing. If you only remember Kim, you probably would have guessed that the theme was Believe it or Not: Desecration and Disrespect in #Thesetryingtimes, but it was actually Gilded Glamour. ‘Memba her? Kim’s Marilyn Monroe dress debacle was bad for America and even worse for Vogue the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute. So for next year, Anna Wintour and Co. have taken steps to ensure that no such displays of fake-assery will distract from the theme for the 2023 Met Gala. Vogue reports that recently departed fashion giant Karl Lagerfeld will be honored at next year’s gala and the theme will be Keeping It Kunty: Fatties To The Back, alternately titled Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty, although I think we know which one he would prefer they use.
Jameela Jamil Has Words For People Who Joke That Lea Michele Can’t Read
Today’s world is full of conspiracies and, unfortunately, we’ve moved on from fun things like Bigfoot to more serious theories. But every now and then people on the internet make up ridiculous yet fairly innocuous stories that spread like wildfire as a joke. Case in point: it is widely believed (not really) that Lea Michele can’t read. Yes, the Glee alum supposedly struggled to treat her co-stars with respect because she couldn’t read the room. Lea doesn’t think the joke is funny and said during a New York Times interview that people wouldn’t be joking about her not being able to read if she was a dude. But if the concept of Jonathan Groff feeding Lea her lines via earpiece gave you a chuckle then you need to get off your privileged high horse and be shamed out of existence. That’s what Jameela Jamil, a master at inserting herself into EVERYTHING, believes anyway! Yeah, she’s inserted herself into this non-troversy too.