Every morning, Leah Remini applies a fresh coat of La Mer facial moisturizer while a minion reads off the latest direct deposit royalty payment from her King Of Queens fortune. After she sends the assistant off, she lowers the lights, ignites a few candles, and then proceeds to chant the name of every one of her Scientologist ex-friends and accomplices that she can’t wait to take down on A&E since that’s how a vengeful bitch pulls an Arya Start in Tinseltown these days. While I can’t confirm Leah’s skincare regiment, I would almost bet money on the Game Of Thrones ritual since, when she’s not replacing actresses on Memaw network CBS, she’s all about calling out members past and present of Hollywood’s most sacred bathhouse: the Church of Scientology.
While J Harvey brought the tea this weekend that Leah outed Jada Pinkett-Smith as a Scientologist, Jada went on Twitter this morning to say she dabbles in a lot of religions, but that doesn’t mean you should label her by whatever curtains she slips through. Continue reading
“I’ll let you in on a little secret; if you smell citrus on this hand, it didn’t come from a tube of Bath & Body Works lotion” – is what I like to think Jada Pinkett Smith just said in that picture above.
The cast of Girls Trip are working the press circuit, since their movie is going to battle with Dunkirk this weekend. Jada Pinkett Smith was busy appearing on Watch What Happens Live last night, sipping a cocktail and fake asking, “A key party? What’s that?!”. On the West Coast, Jada’s co-star Tiffany Haddish took to Jimmy Kimmel Live to share how she got high and went on a Groupon date with America’s most famous certainly-not-swinging couple: Continue reading
While promoting Girls Trip during an appearance on Watch What Happens Live on Thursday night, Jada Pinkett Smith was asked about the “craziest rumor” she’s heard about her family. Now, you might think the craziest rumor about the Pinkett Smiths is that they’re secret Scientologists. But that’s not really that unbelievable when you remember some of the stuff that has been said in the past by Jaden Smith.
All Eyez on Me, the biopic about Tupac Shakur, opens tonight and it’s gotten some not-great reviews so far. One review has been an unsolicited one courtesy of Jada Pinkett Smith. Jada, who was a friend of Tupac’s from way back, has denounced the makers of All Eyez on Me for taking creative liberties of her relationship with Tupac.
By looking at that picture, you may think that the Chanel show took place in another galaxy where the attendance was all rich aliens. It didn’t. It happened in Paris and was attended by rich humans. Although some aliens did manage to get an invitation, like intergalactic teenage nonsense philosopher Willow Smith and her mom Jada Pinkett Smith.
It’s not exactly a surprise that 15-year-old Willow is hanging out at a fashion show in Paris in the middle of a Tuesday, since the Smith children don’t do regular school. But it’s not like she’s doing it for fun; Willow was just named Chanel’s newest brand ambassador. Plus I’m pretty sure attending a haute couture fashion show is technically considered a field trip in the Smith family’s un-school curriculum. And since it would be irresponsible to send a 15-year-old on a field trip without an adult present, Jada joined her. Jada has apparently moved on from that whole Oscars boycott situation, so she has the time.
I’ve never been to a fancy-ass fashion show, but from what I’ve gathered, it’s proper to show up wearing shit made by the designer. I see that Jada got the memo – although those jeans do look a little Old Navy. But I have no idea what is happening on Willow. She looks like a Scientology superhero designed by John Travolta (“I call her The Incredible Audit“). But if Chanel HBIC Karl Lagerfeld is responsible for what Willow is wearing, and he probably is, then he should probably expect to receive a copyright infringement notice from the producers of Galaxy Quest.
Here’s more of Cool Mom Jada and Cool Teen Willow posing for their lives outside of the Chanel show earlier today.