The Source is reporting that a new song R&B singer August Alsina released about an affair he had with woman is getting people talking and guessing. And the woman which has the internet whispering incessantly to itself is none other than Jordyn Woods‘ savior with the vagina of a 16 year old, Jada Pinkett Smith.
The somewhat eagerly anticipated episode of Red Table Talk featuring Jordyn Woods and her play auntie, Jada Pinkett-Smith, dropped today and somehow, the earth is still in rotation. We didn’t really learn anything new about what happened The Night The Lights Went Out In Calabasas. But we did learn that Jordyn’s got a posse, and they’re more famous than the Kardashians. But even though she brought out the big guns, she’s still very contrite about her role in the Tristan Tompson/Khloé Kardashian cheating scandal. Which, come on, Jordyn! The Pinkett-Smiths got your back, wile the fuck out. Burn the koven to the ground!
Because Jordyn Woods learned from the biggest fame whores in the game, it was only a matter of time before she opened up her mouth about how she hooked up with Tristan Thompson, which brought on the end of his 100% healthy and happy relationship with Khloe Kardashian. Jordyn is apparently close friends with The Smith family, as in Will and Jada Pinkett. Apparently Jaden Smith is the one who introduced Jordyn to Kylie Jenner in the first place… Well these connections are coming in handy for Jordyn, as she will be appearing on Jada’s talk show Red Table Talk this coming Friday to talk about–you guessed it–the Khloé/Tristan cheating scandal.
Most people would like to think they’ll be happy on their wedding day. Well, apart from when you walk down the aisle and you realize about 15 cousins you hate actually came and are going to be mooching off the open bar, but that’s a different conversation. Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith sure are spending a lot of time blabbing about their marriage these days, and let’s just hope they’re both secure and have a good therapist on speed dial – cuz it ain’t always good stuff! It wasn’t that long ago that Jada said they weren’t swingers (sure, Jan), which was a pretty longstanding Hollywood rumor.
Most people still figured those two boned a lot, but it soundns like they’ve been dogged with tough times from the very beginning. Jada may have cried 45 days straight during a stretch of their marriage, but the waterworks were even happening on day one. Jada says her mom forced her to marry Will in the first place, and she responded by boo hooing her way to the alter.
The most iconic moment in TV history to me isn’t when we found out who shot J.R. It isn’t even the finale of M.A.S.H.or Friends. It’s when Tyra Banks still had her talk show and decided inviting Naomi Campbell on to discuss their feud would be a good idea. Rather than give in to Ty-Ty, Naomi spent most of the time scowzing (the scowling yin to Tyra’s smizing yang) and wondering what assistant she would be throwing her Blackberry at once the cameras stopped. Fast forward a few years, and Jada Pinkett Smith has basically turned that idea into an entire show.
Jada’s Red Table Talk is a show she co-hosts with her mother and daughter, and it’s a TMI extravaganza! From Will Smith dropping by to air out their marriage’s dirty laundry in front of their child and his mother-in-law to Gabrielle Union plopping down in a seat to discuss a 17-year feud none of us knew was a thing, the show has surprisingly been better than the community access TV-on-a-Flip-cam I was expecting. The new season is about to drop, and Jada is wadding balls deep into the Scientology pool to make nice with former foe and ex-Scientologist Leah Remini.
Normally a conversation about Will Smith talking about how wet his wife got would lead you to believe that he’s been oversharing about their sex life. But for once, this isn’t about Will and Jada Pinkett Smith getting freaky. Will appeared on Jada’s Facebook Watch show, Red Table Talk (co-hosted by Willow Smith and Jada’s mom Adrienne Banfield-Jones). People says Will did get into his 21-year marriage with Jada, but he specifically talked about a time in which he felt like he failed her as a husband. It’s not known if he broke the bowl right before a key party Will doesn’t say what made Jada so sad in the clip provided to People before the show’s premiere on October 22; just that he was the reason behind it.