Category: Jack Dorsey
Jay Z And Twitter’s Jack Dorsey Have Launched A “Bitcoin Academy”
Jay Z isn’t happy to simply be an iconic rapper, one-time owner of a questionably ethical streaming service, and husband of international superstar Beyoncé. Apparently, Jay Z also wants to be the adjunct professor of his own institution of higher learning. Except he doesn’t have tenure at The Jay Z Academy of Billion Dollar Success. No, Jay Z, along with Twitter founder Jack Dorsey, have founded what they call The Bitcoin Academy.
Twitter Founder Jack Dorsey Only Eats One Meal Per Weekday, And Zero Meals On The Weekend
Jack Dorsey, the founder of Twitter and Square Cash, paid himself a salary of $1.40 last year. Those who don’t know Jack’s net worth might think that’s the reason why he barely eats, because all he can afford to eat is survival soup (made from snatched Taco Bell hot sauce packets and tap water taken from a public bathroom faucet). But Jack paid himself $1.40 since he doesn’t need the money and the $1.40 is in honor of Twitter’s old 140 characters. Jack only eats one meal per weekday because it makes his tech genius mind run better. So not only does he do himself up to look like a starving beach hobo, he eats like one too. I’m pretty sure that when you first look at your financials and notice you’re officially a billionaire, a setting in your brain clicks to: Time To Be As Weird As Fucking Possible.
Azealia Banks Once Enchanted A Protection Amulet For Twitter’s Jack Dorsey Using His Hair
Buckle in for this completely bizarre and yet somehow totally plausible story about how ex-rapper and practicing witch (I guess) Azealia Banks was commissioned by Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey to make an amulet with his hair to protect him from terrorist organization, ISIS. And you thought Azealia screwing over Elon Musk with her inside business knowledge was strange. This is that and a side-piece of magical fuckery.