Category: Jack Brooksbank
Princess Eugenie Has Moved To Portugal To Reportedly Escape The Drama Surrounding Her Family
If my dad was Prince Andrew, I’d be researching real estate in the North Pole. Princess Eugenie isn’t going to such drastic lengths to avoid accidentally bumping into her dad at the nest family function or her local Pizza Express. She’s just moved her family to Portugal for a bit. But, according to one source, she’s maybe looking to make it a long-term thing, in an attempt to put some space between herself and the more toxic elements of her famous family.
One Of The Women From Jack Brooksbank’s Yacht Gathering Regrets Getting Topless Around Him
Jack Brooksbank has only been married to Princess Eugenie for a little less than three years, but he’s already proved he fits right in when it comes to getting involved in an embarrassing public scandal. Jack was photographed sailing around the island of Capri on a boat with three women as his wife was back at home taking care of their five-month-old son August. There was drinking, swimming, laughing, bikinis, questionably appropriate touching, and some exposed nipples, all of which made for a situation that required some immediate damage control. Jack’s mother-in-law Fergie quickly jumped to his defense, saying that Jack is a man of “integrity” and was just doing his job as a Casamigos tequila brand ambassador. Now we’re hearing from one of the women on that yacht, an Italian model-slash-social media influencer named Erica Pelosini, who is saying it was she who was the one who was being inappropriate on that boat.
Original Fergie Defended Her Son-In-Law’s Yacht Trip Claiming He’s A “Superhero”
Don’t let anyone ever tell you that The Royals don’t pull their weight. They’re not all free-loaders, some of them actually have real jobs, thank you very much. And when you’re maybe not the most intelligent, best looking, or popular royal, having good honest work in the public sector is the best way to honor The Firm and show respect for the British public to whom you owe your position in life. That’s why some members of the Royal Family have called Princess Eugenie‘s husband Jack Brooksbank “a superhero.” Unfortunately for Jack, it was Prince Andrew‘s ex-wife Sarah Ferguson who called him that. And historically, if Original Fergie’s praising you in the press, you’ve done something appalling. In Jack’s case, it was getting photographed partying on a yacht “surrounded by bikini-clad models” while your wife is home with your five-month-old son.
Princess Eugenie’s Husband Was Papped On A Boat With Three Women And It’s Caused Some Drama
Princess Eugenie, 11th in line to the throne, has been married to Jack Brooksbank for nearly three years, and they share a son, August Philip Hawke Brooksbank, who was born six months ago. We all know who Princess Eugenie is (daughter of Prince Andrew and Fergie, royal cousin of future king Prince William and all that, and one-time resident of Frogmore Cottage). Jack Brooksbank is a brand ambassador for Casamigos Tequila who was once described by his own grandmother as “Not the most intelligent.” Granny might have been telling the full truth when she said that because Jack just got caught by photographers doing something that might have been very dumb.
Princess Eugenie And Husband Jack Brooksbank Named Their Newborn Son “August”
On February 9 at the Portland Hospital in London, Princess Eugenie, 30, and Jack Brooksbank, 34, became the proud parents of a newborn son. Before consenting to deliver the baby, it’s a pretty safe bet that Eugenie had Jack skulk around the hospital hallways in dark glasses and a trench coat (no, not the same ones Prince Andrew probably uses when in the vicinity of children) to make sure that Meghan Markle and her unchecked bloodlust for thunder-stealing weren’t there with a film crew, both about to strike again. You can never be too careful!
Fortunately, Meghan and Prince Harry were too busy permanently divesting themselves of their royal tooth-baring and event-attending duties to realize that such an opportune moment was lost. The last dastardly and evil laugh, however, will always be Meghan’s because she’d given birth to Archie at the same hospital almost two years earlier. Take that, Eugenie and Jack!
Princess Eugenie And Jack Brooksbank Are No Longer Living In Frogmore Cottage
That’s clearly a picture of Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank waving to dozens of people on their wedding day two years ago. But that picture also works for this story, because according to sources who spoke with The Sun, Eugenie and Jack have reportedly waved bye bye to their temporary home at Frogmore Cottage. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle might have worried about Eugenie and Jack moving into Frogmore and making themselves at home by switching out their expensive eco-friendly sofas for stinky old La-Z-Boys swiped from Fergie’s den. But they don’t have to worry about sending Prince Charles over to their place to check on their home. After just a few weeks, Eugenie and Jack have moved out.