Category: Jack Antonoff
Lena Dunham Got Married Over The Weekend
Hunter Biden, Odell Beckham Jr., and Brad Pitt’s bottom lip can all rest easier tonight knowing that Lena Dunham is officially off the market. People reports that Lena married her musician boyfriend Luis Felber over the weekend. Two years ago, Lena packed up her (apparent) last remaining follically challenged animal-child (a rescue dog named Ingrid) and moved to Wales to mend a broken heart. And well, I guess it worked. Luis is an English-Peruvian musician, known professionally as Attawalpa, You Know, Lena Dunham’s Husband.
Margaret Qualley And Jack Antonoff Were Seen Kissing In New York City
Margaret Qualley’s mom Andie MacDowell must have made her watch Groundhog Day on repeat as a child because she keeps waking up and repeating the same mistake over and over again. First, it was Pete Davidson, then it was Shia LaBeouf, and now, according to Page Six, Margaret is now dating music producer Jack Antonoff, her Once Upon A Time In Hollywood costar Lena Dunham’s ex. I don’t really know much about Jack but the fact that he was with Lena for 5 years makes me wonder if Margaret is colorblind and she thinks all the red flags waving in her peripheral vision are actually beckoning her like “come on, over here, this guy is COOL!”
Taylor Swift Won Album Of The Year For “folklore” At The Grammys
While wearing the shower curtain of somebody’s grandma circa the 1960s (it was Oscar de la Renta), Taylor Swift took home the Album Of The Year award at the 2021 Grammys for her surprise pop-folksy release, folklore. It was the third time she won the Grammy for Album of the Year, and thankfully, Kanye West was nowhere near the Grammys last night, or he may have pulled a repeat of the 2009 MTV VMAS and crashed the stage to let Taylor know that he’s gonna let her finish but his Christian album was the best album of the year (and yeah, it did win Kanye another Grammy that he’ll piss on).
Taylor Swift Is Releasing Another New Album At Midnight
In July, Taylor Swift added a spiced caramel-infused energy shot of YES to every Swifties’ early-autumn Pumpkin Spiced Latte when she surprise-dropped her eighth studio album folklore. And this morning, TayTay added a spiced gumdrop-infused energy shot of YES to every Swifties’ Peppermint White Chocolate Mocha Frapp by announcing that at midnight, she’s putting out folklore’s sister album called evermore. Taylor is not ready to finally cut those “must keep forehead warm while I’m pondering deep thoughts in the woods” bangs. Her “live your life like you’re trapped in an Anthropologie catalog” era continues!
Lena Dunham On Race, Lorde, And Pets
You guys are so lucky. A journalist had to spend at least a month receiving very personal text messages from Lena Dunham, then had to visit her at both her California bungalow and her parents’ “stately residence” and interview her for what probably amounted to hours upon hours of solipsistic tedium. Then I had to read the resulting profile which gave me a migraine and mild indigestion. Now you get to sit there wherever you are and reap the benefits of our suffering. Think about that when you tell your friend later that you read somewhere that Lena is thinking about adopting a “hairless black puppy” that she wants to name Rosa but was worried people would be mad at her “bc of Rosa Parks bc” she has to “consider those things”. So, consider that!
Lena Dunham Felt The Need To Share The Baby Names She And Ex Jack Antonoff Liked
Good news for any of y’all looking to name your kid Carrot: you won’t have to worry about sharing that with Lena Dunham and Jack Antonoff! Lena, who hasn’t been in a relationship with Jack for eight months, felt the need to tweet at Jack a list of the names they considered for a potential child. Oh, child…DMs exist for a reason!