Category: J’accuse

Instagram Model Sumner Stroh Claims She Had A Year-Long Affair With Adam Levine

September 19, 2022 / Posted by:

Three days ago, Adam Levine of Maroon 5 and his wife of 8 years, 34-year-old model Behati Prinsloo, announced they were expecting their third child together. Unfortunately for 43-year-old Adam, the couple’s happiness was not long for this world. This morning, 23-year-old Instagram model Sumner Stroh took to TikTok to claim that she had a year-long affair with him. Then, after several months of zero contact, Adam allegedly DMed Sumner in June with an odd request. If his baby is a boy, does Sumner mind if he names him “Sumner”? Damn, anyone with eyes and ears could tell you Adam Levine is a mega-douche, but trying to name your baby after your former mistress? I’m almost impressed by the sheer audacity!

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Amy Schumer Swears She Didn’t Tell Any Stolen Jokes At The Oscars

April 7, 2022 / Posted by:

While watching Amy Schumer tell jokes at the Oscars, some caught a case of déjà vu. Because a few of Amy’s monologue jokes sounded just a little too familiar, and they let it be known that they suspected Amy of being guilty of joke-stealing. But during an appearance on last night’s Watch What Happens Live, Amy said she’s not guilty of stealing anything, so the accusations can stop. Or, at least let the accusations be re-directed to the writer that wrote her Oscar jokes.

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Heidi Montag Claims Lady Gaga Sabotaged Her Pop Music Career Back In The Day

March 24, 2022 / Posted by:

Spencer Pratt better gather all his magic healing crystals and start building a protective 8-foot wall around his house, because his wife Heidi Montag might have just triggered the vengeful wrath of Little Monsters everywhere. Heidi, no stranger to a throwback feud, recently revealed during a podcast appearance that she believes her short-lived career as a pop star was maliciously snuffed out by a petty, jealous Lady Gaga. Actually, Heidi might need more than just crystals to protect herself from the bad vibes inevitably coming her way, but it appears she may have a thick layer of delusion that might do the trick.

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Tom Girardi Thinks Erika Jayne Knew About His Alleged Embezzlement Schemes

September 23, 2021 / Posted by:

82-year-old Tom Girardi, AKA “Bizarro Robin Hood” (steals from the poor, gives to the rich [himself]), was approached by paps after leaving “an upscale restaurant” with a friend. He looked frail and confused, which tracks with his team’s claim that he is suffering from late-onset Alzheimer’s and dementia. Over on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Erika Jayne is saying the same thing. Her side of the story includes car accidents, comas, affairs, wrist surgery, eye surgery, and Tom fighting off a burglar. And while Erika is doing the absolute most to convince us that Tom’s not mentally well and maybe that’s the reason he stole from clients, Tom obviously doesn’t feel like returning the favor. Because as Page Six points out, when a pap asked him, “Did Erika know anything?”, he eventually responded, “I think she does.” Erika? Thrown. Where? Under the bus. By? Tom. Continue reading

Lana Del Rey Snapped At The Suggestion She Might Have Voted For Donald Trump

November 4, 2020 / Posted by:

The Lana Del Rey of the days of old may have best known for sleepily singing songs about video games and Pepsi-flavored crotches, but the current-day version of Lana is one that keeps making headlines for doing things that would make a person think, “Yeah, I could see her voting red.” Like dating a cop, tattling on police brutality protesters, dragging female artists of color, or not wearing a proper mask in public. But when one fan dared to suggest that Lana might have voted for Trump in the election, Lana responded with as much anger as a human melatonin pill can muster.

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Skeet Ulrich Accused His Ex Girlfriend Of Being A Prostitute

October 5, 2020 / Posted by:

The only thing more mortifying than getting a full-color back tattoo in response to a midlife crisis is finding out your decades younger girlfriend of three months might actually be a prostitute. But you try telling that to 50-year-old Skeet Ulrich, who, after quietly breaking up with his girlfriend, 29-year-old Australian model Megan Blake Irwin, publicly accused her of being a prostitute in answer to a fan’s comment on an Instagram post asking why they broke up. He didn’t have to do that! At least Ben tried to hide that shit. But as with all things Skeet Ulrich, transparency is paramount. It’s just one of those things everybody knows about him!

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