Category: Ivanka Trump
Karlie Kloss Says She’s Tried To Talk To Her Sister-In-Law Ivanka Trump (While Taylor Swift Might Have Come For Karlie In Song)
When you hear the name The Kushners, you might ask, “The evil ones, or the ones that have dinner with the evil ones?” Because as we all know, there are two Kushner brothers. One is Jared Kushner, who is married to Ivanka Trump, both of which hold positions in the Trump administration. Then there is Josh Kushner, who married supermodel and reality TV host Karlie Kloss. Karlie has been vocal about her political leanings, but talking about not voting for Trump doesn’t count for a whole lot when you have a direct line to two of his highest-ranking barnacles and aren’t exactly calling them out.
Karlie has repeatedly been accused of keeping her lips sealed when it comes to her in-laws. And during yesterday’s attempted coup at the US Capitol building, it happened again. Someone called Karlie out, asking her why she hasn’t said anything to Ivanka and Jared. Karlie would like to set the record straight and let everyone know she has tried.
Tom Brady And Gisele Bündchen Are Setting Sail For “Billionaire’s Bunker” In Miami On Their New $2 Million Yacht
The uber-rich really got it made in the shade right now! It’s a fucking great time to be criminally wealthy in America what with all the government hand-outs and profiteering off the unprecedented number of poor people suffering from the economic, physical, and emotional effects of the coronavirus pandemic. And there is no time like the present to flaunt. That. Shit! As such, Page Six reports that Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen just dropped $17 million for a house on Indian Creek Bunker in Miami, also known as “billionaire’s bunker,” where Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump just bought a plot. I know, just $17 million! What a steal. That’s because it’s a tear down.
Aubrey O’Day Claims That Ivanka Trump Is A Lesbian On The Shush And That Don Jr. Hates His Dad
During last night’s final presidential debate, alleged catfishing chameleon extraordinaire Aubrey O’Day dropped another October Surprise by spilling shit she claims she knows about all of Donald Trump’s kids, except for permanent children’s table resident and LGBQIIA ambassador Tiffany Trump. This may be the only time when Tiffany is happy to be the Lea Michele to everyone’s Jessica Lange. This was a bold and brave move on Aubrey’s part because it reminded everyone that she fucked Donald Trump, Jr. more than once. I mean, I thought that the reason for Aubrey’s multiple face changes on Instagram was due to her wanting people to forget that she’s the Aubrey O’Day who opened up her coochie for THAT. But I guess not…
Donald And Melania Trump Are Both Experiencing “Mild Symptoms” After Testing Positive for COVID-19
Like many Americans, when I read the news last night that President Donald Trump and the First Lady Melania Trump had both tested positive for COVID-19, I braced myself for the worst. With the announcement coming as late as it did (Trump tweeted his and Melania’s diagnosis at 1:00 AM EST ), I was forced to go to bed before knowing the veracity of the statement or having had the time to fully process what this news could mean for our nation. This morning I learned that those dumb asses really got that shit!
Czech Immigrant Ivana Trump Is Being Called A Bigot After She Echoed Donald Trump’s Views On Immigrants
Donald Trump’s ex-wife Ivana Trump is being labeled as a bigot after a recent appearance on the British chat show Loose Women. Ivana, an immigrant to the United States, said among other things, that immigrants come here to steal and rape women. Now before you rush to judgment, know that she was working on very little sleep. Maybe she was talking about Donald. After all, she had to get up hours before the interview to do her hair and makeup after having had a sleeping pill chased with a little chardonnay as a midnight snack. But more likely, just like everything else that bears the Trump name, Ivana proved, once again, that no matter how much you buff it, wax it, or plate it with gold, we’re still just looking at a quivering monument to racism, narcissism and greed with too many teeth. And yes I am including the steaks. It says so right there on the label “may contain teeth.”
Melania Trump And Ivanka Trump Had An Extremely Awkward Encounter At The RNC Last Night
You’re either looking at this picture and wondering who in the hell thought it was a good idea to put Melania Trump in a dress that would inevitably get green screened to death on social media, or you’re wondering who that blurry blonde figure is. That would be Ivanka Trump, and the reason the camera can’t seem to focus on her is because she was walking at a speed I like to call, “Ignoring My Step-Mother MPH.”