According to multiple sources, Donald Trump’s favorite daughter and his third wife aren’t getting along. It’s the battle of Complicit Barbie vs The Be Best Brunette, aka Ivanka Trump vs. Melania Trump. And their drama apparently stems from who was going to get to take a trip to Africa first.
There’s a lot of weird shit that goes on with Donald Trump (the hair, the excess marble, the…oh, you know the rest), so picking the weirdest is like trying to find a needle in a strangestack. One that I personally think about and often finding myself go “DA FUQ?!” is how he is creepily obsessed with how his daughter, Ivanka Trump, looks and how allegedly hot she is…until now. Trump has put more of an effort in campaigning ahead of today’s midterm elections than he has in the entire first two years of his presidency, and at a campaign stop in Cleveland, he took a few minutes to sing “Lament” from Evita over how the era of #MeToo means he can never call women like Ivanka “beautiful.” Presumably, that means he can never grab them by the meow meow either?
Former White House staffer Omarosa Manigault Newman is still trying to sell her book by detonating little alleged truth bombs about her former boss Donald Trump, his family, and the complete fucked-up-edness of him and his cabinet. The problem is that everyone’s pretty much aware by now that our country is being run by corrupt dotards and it’s kind of a “meh” moment whenever the latest tale of bizarre foolery about Trump is told. However, stories about POTUS’ relationship with daughter Ivanka Trump still hold a level of fascination due to how… close(?) those two seem. Vulture reports that, during an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher this weekend, Omarosa spoke on her former boss’ bond with his daughter and did everything but use the word “incest” to describe it.
The floors of the clearance section at T.J. Maxx, Macy’s, Ross, Big Lots…hell, even Goodwill…are getting a break in the future because they won’t be weighed down with all those cheap Ivanka Trump shoes and dresses nobody but late-night blonde anchors wear to interview Scott Baio on Fox News. Ivanka is quitting the fashion industry. If you hear a faint cackle over New York, don’t fret. That’s just the entire Vogue office. Continue reading
Remember Andy Dick? He rubs his dick on people, he’s a petty thief, he was fired for sexual harassment, and oh yeah, he recently was charged with sexual battery? Well, add another thing to the list of shit Andy Dick needs to be punished for: making me feel sympathy for Ivanka Trump. Continue reading
Karlie Kloss, Who Is Dating Jared Kushner’s Brother, Induces Eye Rolls For Tweeting About Immigrant Crisis
Karlie Kloss is currently boning Joshua Kushner, brother of Ivanka Trump’s hubby and Senior White House Advisor Jared Kushner. Karlie and Josh are pretty vocal Democrats on a normal day, but when Karlie took to Twitter to say children need to stop being ripped from their parents at the border and change is needed Some responded, “Bish, then bring it up to your man’s bro in the White House in two weeks at the family Fourth of July barbeque.” Continue reading