Category: It’s Not Easy Being A Cunt

Nicki Minaj Got Shit For Mocking A Mentally Ill Stranger On Instagram

December 6, 2016 / Posted by:

And I’ll pause as you mock Nicki Minaj with your eyes for wearing that low-rent goth stripper mess in public on a day that wasn’t October 31st.

Nicki Minaj decided that it would be a grand idea to puta (I meant to write “put a,” but I’ll just keep it like that) video on Instagram of her laughing in between talking to a stranger lady who may have a mental illness. TMZ says that the lady who Nicki recorded is known in South Beach and people say she suffers from a mental illness. As Nicki sat in her chariot in Miami, the lady shouted something in her direction and she tried to get the woman’s attention. The lady then did what most people when do when Nicki’s song Stupid Hoe starts playing near them: she walked the other way. But Nicki kept trying to beckon the woman over, and only stopped to greet one of her loyal subjects.

Some of Nicki’s followers wondered if the melted plastic in her ass got into her bloodstream and traveled up to her brains, because they didn’t know why she thought it was a good idea to post this. Others defended her by saying that she may have been trying to give the lady money.

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The Miami chapter of the National Alliance on Mental Illness is doing the opposite of that cry-laughing emoji. They told TMZ that it wasn’t not funny.

“Nobody would make fun of a cancer patient, and mental illness is an illness like any other.”

“Nobody would make fun of a cancer patient…” Nicki probably took that as a challenge and will next post a video of her making fun of a cancer patient. Anything to make people forget that she supported her alleged child rapist brother, I guess.

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Ann Coulter Found Out What Happens When Ann Coulter Goes To A Roast

August 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Comedy’s Central Roast of Rob Lowe, which filmed on Saturday and will air on Labor Day, starred a motley crew of random people. David Spade, Jeff Ross, Jewel (who worked with Rob on a TV show), Ralph Macchio, comedian Nikki Glaser, SNL’s Pete Davidson, Peyton Manning, Rob Riggle and Jimmy Carr all took turns roasting the asshole of the ex-member of the Brat Pack. Ann Coulter was also there and when it was announced that she was going to take part, I just knew that it would become The Shitting On Ann Coulter Scat Show. When you put Ann Coulter in a roast with a bunch of comedians, you should expect them to flame her until she turns to ash, and then piss and shit on her ashes, and then mold those ashes into an Ann Coulter statue so they can roast her some more. And they did!

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Hugh Grant Pulled A Hugh Grant On “Watch What Happens Live”

August 12, 2016 / Posted by:

Acting like a sarcastic urethra fissure in interviews is sort of Hugh Grant’s thing and he kept that cunty schtick going on Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live last night. One day after he made me (and Tiger Woods and Dean McDermott) scream, “Preach!”, by saying that the key to a successful marriage is letting your partner’s fuck parts roam to other pastures, he was asked about his past lady co-stars by Andy Cohen. And while answering, he threw in a couple of sarcastic-pointed digs.

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So, It Looks Like Keira Knightley And The Director Of “Begin Again” Are Never Going To Work Together Again

May 30, 2016 / Posted by:

John Carney, the director of Once, is out there pushing his new movie Sing Street and while he’s got our attention, he’d like to tell us how he pretty much hated working with Keira Knightley and that he learned he’ll never cast a “supermodel” like her again.

Begin Again starred Keira Knightley as a singer-songwriter type who gets discovered by a once-successful record executive played by Mark Ruffalo. Adam Levine is also in it and he basically plays Adam Levine. I watched Begin Again a couple of years ago after it came out on HBO or Starz or whatever, and I didn’t think it was the worse thing and I definitely didn’t call up my cable company and say, “You better give me a partial refund, because I just struggled through a shit show of a movie that killed pieces of my soul and it’s all Keira Knightley’s fault!” (However, I may have done that after watching A Dangerous Method.)

But John Carney, who directed Begin Again, thinks that main problem with that movie was KK. John started off his interview with The Independent by shitting on Keira right out the gate.

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Morrissey’s Prince Tribute Is So Morrissey

April 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Morrissey posted a written tribute to Prince on his fan site True-To-You, and being the cat lover he is, you’d think that he’d slap at Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness for tearin’ up so many pussies. But Morrissey applauded Prince for not eating animal stuff. Morrissey was also mad that in England, Prince’s death was overshadowed by THE QUEEN’s 90th birthday extravaganza. Morrissey’s Prince tribute isn’t so much a Prince tribute as it is slap down against the British royals. It’s as if Morrissey got on the stage and said, “I am here to pay tribute to the beloved Prince,” before pulling out a replica of THE QUEEN’s crown and then shitting on it. It’s 100% Morrissey, it’s 100% messy and I love it. You really can’t spell Morrissey without M-E-S-S-Y. It’s after the cut.

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