Category: It’s Your Money
Kodak Black Pissed A Lot Of People Off By Tossing $100 Bills Into The Ocean
I have never taken a peek at Kodak Black’s financial statements, so I cannot say with absolute certainty that Kodak Black is rich. But if his recent behavior is any indication, then yes – Kodak Black is rich. Or at the very least, he’s rich enough to casually toss $100 bills into the ocean from the side of a boat. That kind of move sounds like a cry for help directed at financial guru Suze Orman, who would likely advise Kodak to keep his $100 bills in a medium-growth mutual fund, instead of in the ocean. Of course, the internet quickly came for Kodak, for wasting all that money, IF it was even real money.
Buckingham Palace Swears Queen Elizabeth Never Blocked A Law That Would Expose How Wealthy She Is
You can find out the estimated net worth of just about anyone famous, thanks to the internet. It’s not 100% accurate of course, but it does help you to understand if someone is rich or rich rich. We all know Queen Elizabeth is rich rich, because being born into royalty will do that to a person. But if you want to know exactly how many coins The Queen has tucked away in her perfectly color-coordinated handbag, well you’re shit out of luck. A proposed law from the 1970s would have exposed The Queen’s personal wealth, but it never passed. And now Buckingham Palace is denying that The Queen was responsible for a shady cover-up back in the day.
Jennifer Lopez And Alex Rodriguez Aren’t Buying The New York Mets After All
This is no doubt going to be heartbreaking news for anyone who was eagerly anticipating what it would be like if Jennifer Lopez owned the New York Mets. Me personally, I pictured Mr. Met in a sexy pinstripe thong, whipping himself around a stripper pole while JLo belted out an extra-sexy version of the national anthem. That’s definitely not something that will ever happen, because The New York Post is saying that JLo and Alex Rodriguez have ended their quest to buy the Mets.
Open Post: Hosted By Drake’s $400,000 Valentine’s Day Gift To Himself
While I awaited the candy at CVS to go on sale the day after Valentine’s Day, the Champagne Papi Drake was out here ballin’ just because. And why shouldn’t he? After pretending he didn’t care about winning a Grammy last week he needed something cheap to ensure he stayed humble like the working class. So why not drop $400,000 on a phone case for a device he’ll toss away in about six months? Yes, that’s the mere definition of practicality.
Justin Bieber Reportedly Spent Half A Million Dollars On Hailey Baldwin’s Engagement Ring
A mere six days ago, 24-year-old Justin Bieber embarked on what will no doubt be a very expensive future divorce when he executed God’s divine plan and proposed to 21-year-old Hailey Baldwin after about a month of dating again. Apparently Justin’s baddecision-making skills worked overtime throughout this whole process, because TMZ says the ring he proposed with cost almost half a million dollars.
Oprah’s Fancy Bathtub Is A Reminder Of How Poor We All Are
Every once in a while, Hollywood heavyweights have to lay their dicks on the table to show us all how broke AF we all are. When Brangelina was a thing, it was when they bought that entire vineyard in France (even though it appears Brad Pitt couldn’t pay to keep the lights on). Barbra Streisand sent us all a trip to peasanthood when she said she missed her old dog so much, she got it cloned. Twice.
Not to be outdone, Oprah was on The Late Late Show last night, and she said she’s just a normal girl who thinks a bath is an indulgence. Oh, not just any bath, you peon. Oprah has a bathtub that was hand-carved out of marble and onyx to fit to the shape of her body. Continue reading