Category: It’s About Damn Time
The Senate Passes A Bill That Would Make Daylight Saving Time Permanent
Yesterday the U.S. Senate unanimously passed the Sunshine Protection Act, a measure that would make Daylight Saving Time permanent across the United States. So no more falling back or springing forward! The clocks will remain the same, the sun shines later than 5:00 PM, seasonal affective disorder is cured, all early evening crime will cease, and the little children will dance on the streets! Oh my god… do I… love the U.S. government? Continue reading
Armie Hammer Has Checked Into Rehab To Deal With Several Of His Issues
The last time we played Where’s Armie Hammer?, Armie Hammer was living that funemployment life in the Cayman Islands and dating a Canadian dental hygienist. Armie tried to disappear for a bit after several alleged DMs leaked back in January, which showed that Armie is a big fan of abuse, assault, and cannibalism. But Armie didn’t seem too bothered by the allegations. He continued to chill out and take ‘er easy in the Cayman Islands. But as it turns out, Armie could only drink, fuck, get sunburnt, and escape reality for so long. Vanity Fair has published the latest update to Where’s Armie Hammer? and they say he’s currently checked into a treatment center in Florida to deal with drug, alcohol, and sex issues.
Andy Dick Was Sentenced To 14 Days In Jail (But Served Only One Day)
Andy Dick recently received a sentence of 14 days in jail for never completing his community service after he was charged with sexual battery back in 2018. Which to be honest between getting punched in the face for allegedly groping a man in New Orleans, being fired for being a perv, and allegedly groping an Uber driver, when would Andy Dick find the time to do his court ordered community serve?! Andy’s a busy man!
Goop Has Been Ordered To Pay $145,000 For Making False Claims About Yoni Eggs
“Oh, great question! You know, dealing with your haters is hard. It’s so hard when they punish you for making wildly unsubstantiated claims and bogus promises for your woo-woo wellness products. Maybe there’s an organic coconut oil-based anti-haters capsule, who knows? Stay tuned to Goop.com to find out!”
According to SFGate, Gwyneth Paltrow’s company Goop has agreed to fork over a $145,000 to settle a false advertising lawsuit. This all stems from Goop pushing the jade vagina egg.
Goop Will Finally Hire A Fact-Checker To Prevent Any More Bogus Product Claims
Ever since Gwyneth Paltrow launched ground zero for eye rolling, Goop.com, in 2008, it feels like the description of every new product they promote was written using a book called Pseudo-Science Mad Libs. Just throw in some random quackery and unfalsifiable claims. Like claiming that shoving a $66 egg-shaped piece of crystal up your vagina can “balance your hormones,” or that magical $60 stickers can “boost cell turnover.”
It was almost as though Goop was just publishing whatever snake oil nonsense they wanted without double-checking that it wasn’t a pile of expensive lies! Well, those days are done. Gwyneth recently revealed in a profile by The New York Times that Goop has decided to hire a lawyer and a fact-checker to start verifying their outrageous claims.