If you haven’t seen the trailer for Roid Boyz starring Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel and WWE star Roman Reigns it’s because it doesn’t exist. But if it did, it would be a true life tale of celebrities getting caught up in a illegal steroids ring directed by YouTuber Jon Bravo. According to TMZ, the three sides of beef (well, two and a half, I don’t think Josh can boast the bulk) got fingered by roid dealer Richard Rodriguez who flapped his gums to Jon from prison.
For a change, R. Kelly is the victim of a story. R. Kelly got burgled big time while he was away on tour in New Orleans and police believe a criminal mastermind named Alfonso Walker is the one who did it. Alfonso used to do odd jobs for Kelly but apparently felt compelled to answer a higher calling.
The New York Daily News reports that two of Kelly’s Atlanta houses (one owned and the other rented) had everything that wasn’t nailed down snatched in broad daylight reportedly under Alfonso’s direction. It’s alleged that Alfonso got a crew together to pose as movers and cleaned out every room in both houses. When a housekeeper arrived at one of the houses, she called the police and told them “everything was gone”.
Fans of the musical Hamilton will know that everything was once legal in New Jersey. Well, if the founding fathers could see what type of shenanigans go down there nowadays, they’d blush right through their fluffy white wigs!