Olivia Jade might actually have to worry about maintaining a 2.0 GPA because the poor thing is still enrolled at USC. Turns out neither her nor her sister Isabella Giannulli actually dropped out as previously reported after Operation Varsity Blues sent their folks, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, to jail (and then back to their multi-million dollar Bel Air Mansion after posting $1 million in bail. Each!). Maybe the girls are waiting to actually get expelled so they can qualify for student unemployment benefits. Look, I went to community college for 6 years, I obviously don’t know how any of this works. But according to Today, Olivia and Isabella STILL might have a paper due for their Navigating Media and News in the Digital Age class. Haha, as if they write their own papers!
Rumor #976,899 about the Operation Varsity Blues scandal came out yesterday about how William H. Macy and Felicity Huffman’s marriage is feeling the strain. You solely going down for what your husband probably did too can do that to a marriage. Well, bribing your way into college seems to be a bad choice for all families, as now it’s being reported that Lori Loughlin and Mossimo’s daughters hate them for messing with their lives their Instagram likes.
Olivia Jade‘s parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo, have truly ruined her reputation as a privileged, spoiled brat by making her look like a privileged, spoiled brat. Not only is the Internet dragging her and her family to hell for their alleged college bribery schemes, but Olivia is also finding herself in the crosshairs of the competition. A fellow lifestyle YouTuber named Harlow Brooks hopped on her channel and read Olivia for filth… or as close to it as someone holding a mason jar of iced chai tea can get…
I bet that Lori Loughlin wishes her daughters, Olivia Jade and Isabella Giannulli, were actual rowers, because she and her husband Mossimo are currently up shit creek without a paddle and their asses could use some help.
Because Aunt Becky and Mossimo were indicted on federal charges for allegedly using $500,000 of their money to scam their daughters’ way into USC, Hallmark has sent her the opposite of a greeting card (a pink slip) by dumping her and are reportedly finding ways to scrub her from their highest-rated show When Calls The Heart. On top of that, TMZ is hearing that Netflix will not bring Aunt Becky back for the fifth and final season of Fuller House. But while Aunty Becky is crying tears in whatever opulent mansion she’s currently living in over her reputation as America’s wholesome auntie getting tarnished by her alleged scheming antics, her daughter Olivia Jade might be doing cartwheels of joy on a beach in the Bahamas.
Because TMZ reports that Olivia and her sister Isabella aren’t going back to USC. YouTuber and “influencer” Olivia Jade loves attention, but she doesn’t want attention from students who will boo, hiss, and throw tomatoes at her over her parents buying her way into USC. Although, Olivia could turn tomatoes into tomatoe-ade by doing a YouTube makeup tutorial where she shows viewers how to use the tomatoes thrown by your h8rz to make the perfect lip gloss. Think about it, Olivia!
As a parent, you try to do your best for your kids. Sure, sometimes it backfires like the time my mom finally relented and took me to Miller’s Outpost so I could buy a pair of Guess jeans with the ankle zip but none of them fit my fat ass so we both ended up in tears and eating See’s candy on the car ride home. Or, if you’re like Olivia Jade, your parents might try to do you a solid by illegally buying you admission to a semi-prestigious university by pretending you got recruited for the crew team. Sadly, binging on self-pity and Scotchmallows is a far better outcome than what Olivia’s facing. Her parents, Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli, have both been indicted, and she might get kicked out of school if it turns out she doesn’t know her coxswain from her coccyx.