Category: Isaac Cohen
Isaac Cohen Speaks!
I was wondering how long it would take Isaac Cohen to spill the beans on Britney Spears. He sold told his story to the News Of the World and the picture he paints of Brit isn’t a positive one. He said that she is basically a nymphomanic, crazy sex ho that tired him with her marathon sex sessions. LALALALALALA…I ain’t listening…LALALALALA! SUCIO!
Isaac said that Brit loved to do the devil’s deed on a revolving bed watching herself in mirror on the ceiling in a suite at the Palms in Las Vegas. He said she loved to do it on her bed with her wedding dress hanging on the door. WTF?!
Isaac also said, “She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other’s arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope. She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can’t everyone leave me alone?’ and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'”
Isaac said that she is a boozing party girl, but that her boys mean everything to her. He also said she’s not over her marriage to KFed and keeps her wedding dress in a glass box. Cuckoo!!!!
Isaac goes on and on and on and really doesn’t bring anything new to light. Click here to read the entire interview.
I know he’s a lying fool, becaue he described Brit’s body as “fantastic.” More like FATASTIC!
But We’ve Only Just Begun!!!
Isaac Cohen has dumped Britney Spears. Yup, shocking! Isaac apparently called Britney on Sunday night while she was in New York for fashion week and told her he’s over her hillbilly ass. Why didn’t he just text her?
Friends of Isaac say he was trying to get out of the relationship for a long time. What’s long? Two days? They were only together for like a quick minute. Isaac was also left caring for Brit’s teacup chihuahua, Snow White, while she was in NYC.
The source said, “It was a bit much for him. There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular. He likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out – but there is only so much one person can do.”
Isaac’s modeling agent confirms the split. To think I thought this was the one for Britney. Yes, he mooched off her ass and probably only put up with her thunder thighs, because she’s famous…but still. This hurts. She probably drowned her sorrow in ten gallons of Ben and Jerry’s.
Brit Brit and Isaac Are Not Together
X17 has some video of Brit Brit Spears looking like trash and telling the cameramen that her and Isaac Cohen are “not together, by the way.” It really doesn’t mean anything since they’ve only been dating for like two seconds. Either that or she was just playing a joke. Who really cares?
Above is a pic of Brit taking her laundry to get done in Santa Monica. Ugh, I feel sorry for the poor sap that has that job. It’s probably a traumatic experience going through her dirty clothes and panties. I’m sure the dry cleaner brings in some scientists to discover new forms of fungus.
This Is How It Begins…
Britney Spears has traded Kevin Federline in for well….another Kevin Federline! Isaac Cohen enjoyed what it was like being Mr. Britney Spears as he shopped to his heart’s content at Ed Hardy in L.A. Yes Isaac is way hotter than KFed with a better body, but can’t homegirl get a dude that at least has a part-time J-O-B? Girlfriend needs to look up the word “dickmatized” and deal with it! Once she gets good dick she will give a dude anything. I swear. Oh well!
Source: Celebrity Babylon
Brit’s Not Pregnant, But What About JJ?!
Britney Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, denies reports that she’s knocked up. Rumors spread like wild fire today that Brit Brit was one month pregnant according to friends. Larry said that the rumor was “absurd” and that “she’s not pregnant.”
He thinks the rumor started when paparazzi caught Brit’s new man, Isaach Cohen, wiping peanut butter off of his pants. He says the paparazzi assumed that the peanut butter was Brit’s vomit and she was experiencing morning sickness.
Larry said, “Because Isaac didn’t lick the peanut butter off his fingers, someone decided that it must not be peanut butter, but must instead be Britney’s vomit.”
Peanut butter vomit and Britney with a bulge is too much for me to handle. I’m just glad homegirl is not expecting. Seriously, I need to see JJ before I see a pregnant Brit again. I’m saying, let’s start taking bets on what’s going on with JJ. I’m guessing he’s Asian like Suri Cruise.
Britney Wears a Shower Curtain to Party in Las Vegas
Britney Spears wore some sort of hideous frock while partying in Las Vegas with Isaac Cohen this past weekend. Where did she buy that trash? In the $1 a pound bin at the Salvation Army? Hey, at least she’s covered up right? It’s funny, because that diseased looking pattern on her dress is probably the same pattern on her coochie lips too.
Source: Flynet
