Category: Instagram

Jennie Garth Tells Fans To Pipe Down After She Didn’t Post About Luke Perry On Social Media

March 9, 2019 / Posted by:

Because “if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is the hillbilly second cousin of “if it wasn’t tweeted, the thought is deleted” or “if it’s not in a insta story, the bitch isn’t really sorry” (read in a Canadian accent to rhyme “story” with “sorry“), Jennie Garth is getting shit from people for not joining some of her 90210 cast mates in posting photos of Luke Perry with kind words on social media following his death on March 4. And because this is Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay we are talking about, mourning “Team Brenda” fans are taking this opportunity to tell Jennie what a who-re she is, which has her clapping back.

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Demi Lovato And Her New Man Are Instagram Official

December 30, 2018 / Posted by:

Despite Demi Lovato‘s recent plea to everyone to leave her the eff alone about her near death OD, there is one piece of personal info that she is happily serving up today. Demi has gone Instagram official with the news that she has upgraded her “sober companion” to her “slobber companion”, as she posted a video of her kissing her current purse holder, oh-so-edgy clothing designer Henri Levy.

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Cardi B Left Instagram After Responding To Azealia Banks Dragging Her

May 13, 2018 / Posted by:

Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly, Azealia Banks gotta troll. That’s just who she is. Azealia isn’t happy unless she’s A) brutally slaughtering animals in her bedroom closet or B) shitting on someone publicly. So someone tell Bernie Sanders’ favorite rap-stress Cardi B that she’s not the only one whose feelings have been damaged by Banks. It’s sort of a rite of passage for a successful woman in the hip-hop game. Azealia went after Cardi (again) and Cardi shut down her Instagram account after posting a response, according to Billboard. She must have been really hurt because a celebrity shutting down her IG is like a hooker no longer bothering to get to her corner. Continue reading

Kanye West Shut Down His Social Media Accounts

May 7, 2017 / Posted by:

You may have noticed the Twitter Bird flying loop-to-loops with gleeful abandon lately and chirping a carefree song. That’s because a great weight has been lifted from its blue back. Kanye West is no longer on Twitter. We can all imagine how heavy a burden his angry and sometimes nonsensical rants with all those capital letters must have been. He has also shut down his Instagram account. Can a person quit the bitch known as “social media” and still live a life of happiness and fulfillment?

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Apparently, Tina Knowles Sucks At Social Media

December 30, 2016 / Posted by:

My dad cracks me up when he tries to search for things on his cell phone. In the loudest voice possible he says “OK, GOOGLE!”. Then proceeds to fumble with the phone for the next ten minutes once the shit doesn’t work for him. I’m assuming these are the same types of antics Tina Knowles experiences with new technology.

E! News reports that mama Tina has come under fire for liking a negative comment aimed at her daughter Beyonce’s Dreamgirls co-star, Jennifer Hudson.

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Destiny’s Child Is (Kinda) Back!

October 29, 2016 / Posted by:


My name is Ben and I am now your designated weekend tour guide through the fabulous world of celebrity fuckery, basic bitch battles and moments that will make your eyes roll into the back of your head so hard you’ll be able to see your own brain!

Pleasure to meet you. Now let’s get started.

In recent ‘Please Love Us Again!’ news the members of Destiny’s Child have launched their very first Instagram page! Even though these heifers haven’t produced a hit together in what seems like fifty years (the group disbanded back in the pre-iPhone Stone Age of 2005) the presence of their new Instagram account is causing fits of throwback nostalgia for everyone who remembers the time when Beyonce’ traveled exclusively with her two favorite backup singers and terrorized  the charts with timeless wasted-at-karaoke-night anthems like ‘Bootylicious’, ‘Survivor’ and ‘Soldier’.   Continue reading

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