Lena Dunham would very much like for you to comment on her naked body. She’s posed nude on Instagram for the first time in likely minutes and is awaiting your input. However, there’s a catch. You have to write something nice and it has to be about yourself. In exchange, Lena will donate $1 to charity, and no it’s not a charity that does free eye-ball power washing to people who’ve inadvertently memorized all of Lena’s tattoos (pray she doesn’t take $1 away from the charity because of that comment).
Actor. Artist. DJ. Thirst trap? Those are all words that now come to mind when I think of Ansel Elgort (in addition to the apt anagram Legal Stoner). Ansel was apparently feeling himself in all his Muppet Babies Val Kilmer Real Genius era realness and #IgnitedInstagram with a series of topless selfies for reasons unknown to anybody other than Alsel Elgort. Fellow actor. Artist. Artist. DJ. Thirst Trap Idris Elba please take note and follow suit!
Logan Marshall-Green’s Wife Diane Gaeta Called Out His Cheating Ways On Instagram After Filing For Divorce
If you’re saying “who?” over that headline like I did, let me assure you that this isn’t about that dickhead YouTuber or some amazing Logan’s Run sequel you’ve been waiting 40 years for (which is actually happening!). 42-year-old Logan Marshall-Green is an actor who just got figuratively John Bobbitt-ed by his now 38-year-old estranged wife Diane Gaeta over her public Instagram allegations of his cheating ways that led to her filing for divorce yesterday.
Your Instagram feed is about to get hot Royal injection with the addition of a brand new account belonging to The Duke and Duchess of Sussex. That’s Meghan and Harry, in case high falutin titles turn you off. Meghan used to have an Insta before she tore Michael K’s beating heart from his chest and stomped on it with a nude Manolo Blahnik by taking Harry off the market. But according to People, she deleted all her social media accounts in January of last year. But she’s back now, hand in hand with her man, and they’re probably sifting through about million SponCon contracts as we speak. Her post baby Tummy Tea ads are going to earn enough cash to keep the lights on at Buckingham Palace for decades to come!
If Pete Davidson‘s big dick (moderately sized dick?) is the disease, then deleting your Instagram account must be the symptom, because peace-ing out of Insta seems to be a trend surrounding Pete and his BDE. Both Pete and Ariana Grande quit it while they were together, and now Pete’s current confirmed tonsil hockey partner Kate Beckinsale has deleted all of her Instagram pics. Kate must have been tired of comments from fans comparing her relationship with Pete to the Crypt Keeper and Teddy Ruxpin because of their 20 year age difference.
Because “if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?” is the hillbilly second cousin of “if it wasn’t tweeted, the thought is deleted” or “if it’s not in a insta story, the bitch isn’t really sorry” (read in a Canadian accent to rhyme “story” with “sorry“), Jennie Garth is getting shit from people for not joining some of her 90210 cast mates in posting photos of Luke Perry with kind words on social media following his death on March 4. And because this is Kelly Taylor and Dylan McKay we are talking about, mourning “Team Brenda” fans are taking this opportunity to tell Jennie what a who-re she is, which has her clapping back.