Category: Instagram Filter Awards
Open Post: Hosted By Martha Stewart’s “Not Re-Imaged” Selfies
In this world, nothing is certain except death, taxes, and an 81-year-old Martha Stewart boastfully posting thirst traps. So it’s no surprise that Martha just dropped a fresh double batch of selfies from the salon chair on our asses. In her initial post, her face looked curiously smooth and youthful despite her caption specifying she didn’t use a filter and instead attributing her “skin looking good” to the lighting, a Dry January, and Pilates every other day. But besides a smattering of praise from blue-checked celebrities, the comment section was mostly people telling Martha to get real. So Martha then shared the other selfies she took (which looked much more believable) and doubled down on her amazing skin. She reiterated that it’s all due to a great diet, great exercise, great dermatologists, and NO filters or facelifts. Basically, Martha’s skin is just “a very good thing.”
NeNe Leakes Fought With Facetune On Instagram
If you’ve seen the plethora of pinched-nosed, snatched-waisted, velvety-smooth skinned Kardashian Klonebots who pollute our Instagram feeds, then you’re familiar with the capabilities of the photo editing/filtering app, Facetune, and that some people use it more skillfully than others. If you’ve ever had the pleasure of laying your eyes upon NeNe Leakes’ Instagram contributions, it’s a masterclass in how not to use it, and she’s even been referred to as a “Facetune fiend.” Now that her “Trump Checks” probably bounce and/or she’s at risk of her nose fleeing her face if she has one more rhinoplasty, Facetune has become her chosen medium for facefuckery. Although the pics she posts look like she gets into a losing fight with Facetune every day, this time she got into it with the app in the comment section.
The UK Advertising Standards Authority Has Banned Influencers From Using Filters While Promoting Products
BBC has bad news for the beauty influencer community of the UK. I know, when will beautiful rich people STOP BEING TARGETS?! The UK’s Advertising Standards Authority decided to lay down some rules after Instagram influencers used filters to darken and smooth out their skin in ads for tanning products. ASA ruled that filters are “misleading” and that from here on out, influencers can’t use them when pushing products. Aubrey O’Day is shook!
Aubrey O’Day Is Really Mad About Some Paparazzi Pictures That Hit The Internet
Not that long ago, Aubrey O’Day made the bold claim that she believed Donald Trump Jr. was her soulmate. But yesterday, The Daily Mail published some pictures of Aubrey out walking her dog, that more than implied that maybe Aubrey’s true soulmates are FaceTune, and Photoshop, and Instagram filters. Well, Aubrey has seen the pictures, and to paraphrase Mariah Carey, Aubrey doesn’t know her. And Aubrey is dead set on proving the truth about what the real Aubrey O’Day looks like.
Martha Stewart Critiqued Chelsea Handler’s Copycat Pool Pic
Martha Stewart didn’t need a shank made from a filed down toothbrush when she was locked up in bougie-prison. She had an array of ceramicist’s tools which were probably dull compared to the shank that lives inside her mouth. And Martha’s still using that sharp tongue of hers to assert her dominance, only instead of using it to become the untouchable queen of Alderson Federal Prison Camp’s arts and crafts room, she’s using it to take down thirst trap copy cats with inferior swimming pools. Chelsea Handler attempted to recreate Martha’s recent swimming pool selfie which, according to TMZ, “delighted fans across the globe.” No surprise, Martha was not impressed.
Khloe Kardashian Debuts A New Face (And Tristan Thompson Reacts)
Who has had a busier May than Pimp Mama Kris’s least favorite money-maker AFTER The Sock One? In the last few weeks, Khloe Kardashian has been caught up in a paternity test, a cease and desist, pregnancy rumors, and, of course, acting like an asshole a Kardashian by wasting a shitload of rare toilet paper on a prank for attention. Well, speaking of desperate calls for attention, Khloe is back at it. Only this time, SHE’S the prank victim.