Category: IHOP

Open Post: Hosted By IHOP’s New Fast Food Concept “Flip’d”

December 12, 2019 / Posted by:

CNN says that IHOP is shaking things up again. This time it’s not just the “P” that’s getting flipped into the International House Of Bullshit Burgers–the whole thing is getting “flipped”. The company has a new concept for a fast food restaurant called Flip’d by IHOP. Which is better than the other potential names: High Blood-Pressure by IHOP, Diabetes by IHOP and Clogged Arteries by IHOP.

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IHOP’s Latest Name-Change Stunt Is About Putting Pancakes In Hamburgers

June 4, 2019 / Posted by:

 

This time last year IHOP tried to change it’s name to IHOB and there was a hard and fast “No” from everyone. IHOP revealed it was all just a shameless stunt to promote their new line of burgers. Well, recently they teased that another name change is coming and asked the internet to guess what the P in IHOP now stands for (internet of course guessing: penis!)

Yesterday was the big reveal and it turns out it’s not the International House of Penis. That would be good. This is the opposite of good. The P now stands for “burger.” You read that right. The fuckwits at IHOP are sticking pancakes in burgers and saying the P stands for “burger.” Or maybe pancake-burger?!

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Open Post: Hosted By IHOP Pulling Another Name Changing Stunt

May 28, 2019 / Posted by:

IHOP must really love disappointing people and also (weirdly) Puff Daddy because it’s taking a page from P-Diddy’s change-your–name-for-no-reason book. IHOP tried this stunt before before by changing the P in IHOP to a B to promote the new line of burgers that nobody going to the International House of Fucking Pancakes would ever order. They were never serious with that stupid IHOB shit. But they’re back at it. April was National Recycling Month, but IHOP must be celebrating it a month later, because they’re recycling the same tired name changing stunt.

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IHOP Was Just Joking About Being Called IHOb

July 10, 2018 / Posted by:

Well guys, like P. Diddy before them, IHOP done changed their name back.

I’m sure you all remember the most confusing marketing scheme of the last decade brought on by the International House of Pancakes. First they told us they were changing their name to IHOb, then they wanted us to guess why, and then they announced it was because they had become obsessed with burgers and were now the International House of Burgers. Well, this stupid, nonsensical marketing campaign has come to a close and now they are taking it all back.

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