Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks used to hate each other more than spellcheck hates their names. But then Iggy decided she didn’t want to hate Azealia anymore, and Azealia agreed to stop hating on Iggy. Apparently things are so good between them, they’re working on a song together.
Last week, a future “Where are they now?” started a feud when Halsey fired some shady shots at Iggy Azalea. Halsey, who is bi-racial, said she’d never work with Iggy Azalea, because Iggy’s a “moron” with a “complete disregard for black culture.” People says Iggy talked about Halsey’s shots at her while on the Australia radio show Smallzy’s Surgery (which also sounds like where she gets her work done).
Azealia Banks has apparently put away the shank she waved in Iggy Azalea’s direction for years, and those two wrecks may have finally trashed their overcooked beef and made up. But as Azealia (temporarily) scratches Iggy’s name off of a list of enemies to cast a black magic spell on, Halsey has stood up and declared to the world that along with good taste and nice wigs, she wants nothing to do with Iggy Azalea.
A few months after Iggy Azalea called it quits with French Montana, she bounced her exploded-can-of-biscuits ass over to Odell Beckham Jr., wide receiver for the NY Giants. Page Six says that Odell skipped the Giant’s first OTA practice (organized team activities, aka training) on Monday. Instead of throwing balls with the rest of his team in New Jersey, he went bowling with Iggy and some friends in Los Angeles.
Real love IS a trick risking his life by putting his head on Iggy Azalea’s DuPont factory of an ass. Because if she blew out a fart onto his face, he would’ve died of toxic plastic fume inhalation a few seconds later.
French Montana, rapper-type and survivor of the Kartrashian Man Kurse, and Iggy Azalea, alleged rapper turned (insert the name of whatever the hell she does now), got together last August. During Friggy’s reign as the definition of true love’s favorite couple, he went to Jared seven times for her and they partook in some couples animal cruelty by posing with a poor circus elephant at his birthday party. Since both French and Iggy are certified attention whores, I figured that they would eventually get married in a televised wedding on the season finale of their E! reality show. But sadly, it looks like their love has died like that poor elephant’s sense of dignity when it was forced to perform for those two dildo dingles.
Tax-evading Twitter mess Iggy Azalea was given the Woman of the Year Award at GQ Australia’s Men of the Year Awards. That’s right, of all the women in the world, Iggy Azalea was given the trophy. And don’t say it’s because GQ Australia wanted to give the award to an Australian; a good percentage of Iggy’s body parts have been made in America.
UsWeekly says Iggy began her acceptance speech by bragging to the audience that she’s won many awards over the years. Like, okay Iggy, we get it, you’ve got a Radio Disney award. But she tells the GQ Awards audience that this is the first time she can brag about having an award-winning vagina, then said it was “amazing” that she’s got the “best vagina in the world.” Ummmm, correct me if I’m wrong, but a Woman of the Year award doesn’t necessarily mean GQ thinks Iggy has the best vagina of 2016, does it? I thought you had to go to the Hustler Center Honors to receive that kind of award.
You can watch the first part of Iggy’s acceptance speech below.
About six seconds into Iggy’s speech, everyone in the audience became confused and wondered who the hell that was up there accepting that award before someone from GQ hopped on stage and yanked back their award. “I don’t know who you are, but you can’t be the real Iggy Azalea. I mean, we understood everything you were saying when you spoke into the microphone!”
Pic: GQ Australia