Simon Legree stan Iggy Azalea will probably put all of her remaining money in the collection plate at church today. God has smiled down upon the fallen Australian rapper once more by inspiring Eminem to call Iggy a “ho” in a new diss track. Finally – relevancy has returned for Iggy! For a minute or two.
Obviously nothing can ever top the legendary sequinned charisma of Lil’ Kim’s purple nipple cover at the 1999 MTV VMA’s, but that’s not nearly a good enough excuse for people not to try. An iconic look is like rolling dice; you might wear something that ends up in one of those Best Looks of ALL TIME galleries for the rest of the internet’s existence, or you might be just wearing clothing. Cardi B could have shocked eyes by showing up in big hair, a dramatic cape, and no pants, but – yawn – been there, done that. Instead, Cardi B made her first red carpet appearance since giving birth last month in a purple gown by Nicolas Jebran and a pussycat wig. Cardi is giving me eccentric Beverly Hills housewife at a charity gala trying to steal the spotlight from her rival Bitsy Saint Claire. Wait a second – rich, attention-getting, short dark hair, daughter’s name spelled with an unnecessary K? Kris Jenner must be so flattered right now.
E! News is saying that Iggy Azalea of rap slurring fame has found herself a new man in her life. No, things didn’t work out with Tyga, she isn’t lucky or blessed enough to be one of his baby mamas. It would seem that Iggy has started getting on NFL-person DeAndre Hopkins, with the two confirming their relationship on social media.
On everybody’s favorite flirting location, Instagram, Iggy and DeAndre swapped some coy messages to one another. The Houston Texan player captioned a photo of his “My Aussies call me legend” and Iggy, being an Australian herself, saw her opening and slid into that comment section quick with her own note: “I could think of a few things to call you“. Oh my! I see you Iggy, trying to get on that football D. What point is there in fame if you can’t thirst-flirt with hot dudes on Instagram? Right, Demi Lovato? The heat is rising in DeAndre’s comments.
It might have seemed as though everyone went to Coachella with one purpose in mind, which of course was to watch Beyoncé throw the planet (or at least Southern California) off its axis with her spectacular. But apparently there were some people who didn’t have their eyes glued to Beyoncé’s stage the whole time, because they were too busy making eyes at each other. And those people were Iggy Azalea and Tyga.
It’s been almost two years since Iggy Azalea said called it quits with NBA player and meme hall of famer Nick Young after having enough of his cheating. Finding out via security camera footage that your fiancé was dunking in other baskets is the kind of thing that could piss someone off. And yet, a calm Iggy was seen by photographers putting some of Nick’s crappier items out on the curb. As it turns out, Iggy was pretty mad, and was saving all of Nick’s good stuff for some discount Bernadine Harris antics.
My favorite part in a Real Housewives of Anywhere reunion is when one of them brags about her wealth and another one of them whips out her Swarovski crystal-coated iPhone with county courthouse records of tax liens and unpaid bills, catching the heifer in said lie(s). American Express is that cunning bitch for most of Hollywood.
TMZ reports that – shocker – Iggy Azalea has racked up a hefty AmEx bill. As in, $300,000 hefty. Meanwhile, I’m over her praying to the good LAWD that there’s enough room on my Vanilla Visa to pay for a macchiato when I go to Starbucks after posting this post.
Iggy’s account is reportedly $250,000 over its limit, and I couldn’t possibly imagine why. Oh, maybe it’s because she spends money on stupid ass shit like that $12,000 popsicle art she bought earlier this year. AmEx wants the full balance plus its legal fees.
This isn’t even the first time Iggy has been caught living beyond her means. The IRS has come for her twice: first for nearly $400K and then again last year for nearly $270K. Don’t fret, Iggy. There are so many words you can rhyme with “tax lien” and “maxed out,” which will go great on that song you’re working on with fellow credit abuser and ex-nemesis Azealia Banks!