Jameela Jamil will not rest until she sees dookie running down Cardi B’s leg and into her remaining shoe. After calling out Cardi on Twitter for hawking tummy tea over the weekend, Jameela has continued her crusade and also put Amber Rose, Iggy Azalea, and Khloe Kardashian on blast for peddling ass-alaches in a cup. Meanwhile, Cardi has responded to Jameela’s tweet by admitting she shits in bushes. This is America.
Looks like we got the budget version of Cardi B and Nicki Minaj’s shoe-throwing fight at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons party. This one is about former rapper Iggy Azalea and the reason I curse Dr. Phil’s name, the Cash Me Ousside girl (aka Bhad Bhabie aka Danielle Bregoli).
The musical voice of our generation, Australian rapper Iggy Azalea is no longer associated with a record label. You could say she got dropped by her label, or you could say she liberated herself from her label, but it all breaks down to this singular notion: for better or worse, there will be no Iggy Azalea “music” released in the foreseeable future.
Nicki Minaj announced on Twitter this week that she’s choosing to focus on “positive things” and therefore is taking a break from dragging her arch nemesis Cardi B. Cardi agreed to such terms. Sadly, Nicki Minaj’s peacetime efforts were thwarted by her own inherent desire to poke the closest hornet’s nest. Now she’s engaged in battle with mall cobbler Steve Madden. In case you need a gauge for how messy this is, let’s just say: 50 Cent is also involved.
Bad news for all 53 of you Iggy Azalea stans: her “The Bad Girls” North American concert tour has been cancelled. Well not technically cancelled, but technically cancelled: all but four shows are not happening. The tour was supposed to take Iggy across 21 cities over five-weeks, scheduled to begin at the end of the month on October 27 in Hollywood, Florida. Girl, that is tragic. Can’t even kick off your tour in the original Hollywood, you get Hollywood, Florida.
Simon Legree stan Iggy Azalea will probably put all of her remaining money in the collection plate at church today. God has smiled down upon the fallen Australian rapper once more by inspiring Eminem to call Iggy a “ho” in a new diss track. Finally – relevancy has returned for Iggy! For a minute or two.