It might have seemed as though everyone went to Coachella with one purpose in mind, which of course was to watch Beyoncé throw the planet (or at least Southern California) off its axis with her spectacular. But apparently there were some people who didn’t have their eyes glued to Beyoncé’s stage the whole time, because they were too busy making eyes at each other. And those people were Iggy Azalea and Tyga.
It’s been almost two years since Iggy Azalea said called it quits with NBA player and meme hall of famer Nick Young after having enough of his cheating. Finding out via security camera footage that your fiancé was dunking in other baskets is the kind of thing that could piss someone off. And yet, a calm Iggy was seen by photographers putting some of Nick’s crappier items out on the curb. As it turns out, Iggy was pretty mad, and was saving all of Nick’s good stuff for some discount Bernadine Harris antics.
My favorite part in a Real Housewives of Anywhere reunion is when one of them brags about her wealth and another one of them whips out her Swarovski crystal-coated iPhone with county courthouse records of tax liens and unpaid bills, catching the heifer in said lie(s). American Express is that cunning bitch for most of Hollywood.
TMZ reports that – shocker – Iggy Azalea has racked up a hefty AmEx bill. As in, $300,000 hefty. Meanwhile, I’m over her praying to the good LAWD that there’s enough room on my Vanilla Visa to pay for a macchiato when I go to Starbucks after posting this post.
Iggy’s account is reportedly $250,000 over its limit, and I couldn’t possibly imagine why. Oh, maybe it’s because she spends money on stupid ass shit like that $12,000 popsicle art she bought earlier this year. AmEx wants the full balance plus its legal fees.
This isn’t even the first time Iggy has been caught living beyond her means. The IRS has come for her twice: first for nearly $400K and then again last year for nearly $270K. Don’t fret, Iggy. There are so many words you can rhyme with “tax lien” and “maxed out,” which will go great on that song you’re working on with fellow credit abuser and ex-nemesis Azealia Banks!
Iggy Azalea and Azealia Banks used to hate each other more than spellcheck hates their names. But then Iggy decided she didn’t want to hate Azealia anymore, and Azealia agreed to stop hating on Iggy. Apparently things are so good between them, they’re working on a song together.
Last week, a future “Where are they now?” started a feud when Halsey fired some shady shots at Iggy Azalea. Halsey, who is bi-racial, said she’d never work with Iggy Azalea, because Iggy’s a “moron” with a “complete disregard for black culture.” People says Iggy talked about Halsey’s shots at her while on the Australia radio show Smallzy’s Surgery (which also sounds like where she gets her work done).
Azealia Banks has apparently put away the shank she waved in Iggy Azalea’s direction for years, and those two wrecks may have finally trashed their overcooked beef and made up. But as Azealia (temporarily) scratches Iggy’s name off of a list of enemies to cast a black magic spell on, Halsey has stood up and declared to the world that along with good taste and nice wigs, she wants nothing to do with Iggy Azalea.