Many of us know that the word “extra” visits Ian Somerhalder whenever it needs more inspiration on how to be more extra, and his latest rant on Instagram proves that.
Ian Somehalder became my mom and let out a long rant on Instagram about eating healthy after he says several people at the grocery store lost their processed food-fed minds over his basket full of vegetables and let him know about it. This happened very recently, but if it happened on May 28, those nosy bitches would’ve all been arrested for bothering Ian Somerhalder on International Ian Somerhalder Day, which is HIS day.
Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder have issued an apology for giving everybody the skeeves with their “ha ha Ian threw out my birth control pills” story they told on a recent episode of the Informed Pregnancy podcast . It seems not everybody thought Ian’s antics were adorable and quite a few accused him of reproductive coercion.
Annoying new age woo woo loving couple Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder like to make it seem like they are perfectly in sync with the universe and with each other. But according to UsWeekly, Nikki let it slip during an interview that Ian’s a bit of a rogue, baby thirsty, birth control snatching creeper.
And he broke it for cooties and kitties! Nikki Reed gave birth to the daughter she had with Ian Somerhalder on July 25. When Bodhi Soleil Moon Frye Lou Reed Somerhalder was born, her parents were all “Once you shove a baby out, scrolling through Twitter seems kinda stupid” and announced they were taking a month hiatus from communicating outside the three of them so they could be “fully present” sans phones and visitors.
Well, it seems like Ian hasn’t exactly been made it the whole month.
Those two vampires didn’t get much lead time on their 30-day hush-a-thon. E! News reports Nikki Reed gave birth July 25th to her and Ian Somerholder’s baby. All I can think, is that it came out with vamp fangs and a tongue ring (like she had in Thirteen). Nikki put Gwyneth Paltrow to shame in the “say whaaaa?” department in that interview with Fit Pregnancy, where she said the baby’s first 30 days would be spent “fully present” with just the three of them without phones or visitors. Continue reading
Did your parents ever make you play the game How Long Can You Go Without Saying A Word? My mom used to pull that shit on me all the time when I was a kid. I was terrible at it and never lasted more than one minute.
Hopefully Nikki Reed and Ian Somerhalder are better at it than I was, because part of their birth plan includes 30 days of silence once their baby is born. It’s one of the myriad woo-woo pregnancy tidbits Nikki revealed in a recent Fit Pregnancy interview.