Category: I Love Kim Kardashian’s Stylist
Kanye West Stepped Out With A Kim Kardashian Look-Alike At His “Donda 2” Listening Party
You’ll have to forgive Kanye West and his recent shenanigans. This is his first divorce and he’s not sure what he’s supposed to do! And nowhere in the Divorce For Narcissistic Dummies book Marilyn Manson gifted him does it explicitly say not to pluck a juicy-assed Instagram model who looks remarkably like your estranged wife from obscurity, dress her up just like your ex and then bring her to a listening party at Nobu Malibu for your album that is guaranteed to not be ready on 2/22/22 as promised, no matter how cool that date sounds. So he’s really just out here improving and doing the best he can.
Kim Kardashian And Pete Davidson Had Dinner At Jeff Bezos’ House
I’ve got to hand it to Kim Kardashian, the girl’s got gumption. There is no door she’s unwilling to barge through, no ceiling too high. And because we live in increasingly stupid times, people just let her! Not only do they let her, but they are also inviting her in to have a seat at the table in the rooms where it happens. According to TMZ, Kim had a busy couple of days, first having coffee with Hillary and Chelsea Clinton on Monday, then going to dinner at Jeff Bezos’ mansion with her boyfriend Pete Davidson on Tuesday. And personally, I think these leaders of the free world need to start locking their doors at night, just as a precaution until we figure out what’s going on. She could be a Russian asset for all we know!
Kim Kardashian Thanked Kanye West For Introducing Her To Fashion While Accepting Her People’s Choice Award
Last night Kim Kardashian “won” the Fashion Icon of 2021 “award” at the People’s Choice Awards. She wore a black bodysuit from Balenciaga’s Spring/Summer 2022 collection and those sunglasses you get after laser eye surgery. The future is now! In her speech Kim thanked her probably-soon-to-be-ex-husband Kanye West for introducing her to the fashion world, and the audience cheered and applauded. Because it’s the audience at the PCAs. And they’re stupids. Continue reading
Kanye West Hosted A Listening Party for “Donda” But As Usual, Is Late Releasing It
Last night, Kanye West hosted a superspreader event in Atlanta for his new album Donda. Kanye stood on a white tarp in the middle of the Mercedes Benz Stadium with a pair of nude pantyhose over his head, occasionally wiggling and pointing, as a crowd of thousands got their first listen of his 10th studio album which was supposed to have come out at midnight. As in 12:00 AM July 24th, 2020. But also last night. As of yet, no album has been released but those lucky enough to have been at the listening party heard a new song featuring Jay-Z and had the opportunity to purchase $50 chicken tenders. At one point Kanye cried a little. Kim and Khloe Kardasian were also there.
Kanye West Changed All His Phone Numbers And Will Not See Or Speak To Kim Kardashian
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have finally done something 100% relatable. They refuse to speak to each other, and according to Page Six, have not done so since before they filed for divorce. Kanye changed all his phone numbers and told Kim she has to contact his security if she needs to get a hold of him. And Kim is apparently fine with this arrangement. Who among us would not similarly cut off all communication with Kim or Kanye should the great tragedy of them having our number in the first place ever befall us? There but for the grease of Ye go We.
Kanye West Congratulated Kim Kardashian On Becoming A Billionaire Even Though She Isn’t One
There’s nobody I trust more than TMZ to make the fine calculations required to certify someone’s billionaire status, not even those math geniuses over at Forbes. So when TMZ reports that Kim Kardashian’s company, KKW Beauty, has officially hit the $1 billion mark, it’s time to take notice. Those suckers at Coty beauty, the same ones who bought a controlling interest in Kylie’s Jenner’s company without reading the fine print (according to Forbes), have just bought a 20% stake in KKW for $200 million. Seemingly unable to see or hear the guillotines being erected across the country, Kanye West #tooktotwitter to congratulate Kim on becoming a billionaire, which isn’t even what happened. Her company has been valued at $1 billion, not Kim personally. Not even TMZ got it that wrong.