If you’re gonna take a little tumble in front of thousands of people, please do yourself a favor and be Beyoncé. Mere mortals who fall face myriad dangers such as, but not limited to; broken bones, chipped teeth, wig misalignment, a spike in humility, compromised vanity, mortification, a bruised ego, a bruised ass and tears. But when Beyoncé falls, as she did during her second Coachella set this weekend, it’s as if the fluttering of a billion little bee wings surrounded their queen to protect her from harm and humiliation by creating puff of air which hoisted Bey back up off the ground.
Back in November, shortly after drawing a lot of hillbilly heat for making Trump jokes while co-hosting the CMA’s, Carrie Underwood reportedly fell down some stairs at her house. The fall was so bad she broke her wrist and had to have surgery. She was also treated for “cuts and abrasions”. Here’s what she had to say about it at the time.
I just wanted let everyone know that I’m doing great. Had surgery on my wrist yesterday & all went well…even though I’ll be setting off airport metal detectors from now on…I’m so thankful for the doctors, nurses, family & friends who’ve been taking such great care of me.
— Carrie Underwood (@carrieunderwood) November 15, 2017