Category: I Don’t Hate This

Justin Timberlake Would Be Open To A Collaboration With Britney Spears

September 14, 2016 / Posted by:

That’s right, Justin Timberlake, put your hands together and pray to the heavens above that St. Starbucks will bless you with the chance to work with an angel like Britney Spears. And also if you have the time, ask St. Starbucks to send you a sacred Frapp in the event she needs a little convincing.

A few weeks ago, Britney admitted during an interview with Most Requested Live With Romeo that she would like to work with Steven Tyler, Katy Perry, and Justin Timberlake, who she called “very good.” The only name in that list that anyone cared about was Justin Timberlake, because who wouldn’t want to take a trip back to 2001? Let me just grab my magenta Motorola RAZR, a 12-pack of stick-in hair gems, and my nicest hanky-hem halter dress real quick and we’ll be off.

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Martha Stewart And Snoop Dogg Are Doing “A Dinner Party Show” For VH1

August 8, 2016 / Posted by:

Variety reports that my dreams have come true, because Snoop Dogg and his fancy lady friend Martha Stewart  are doing a show together. VH1, a network that already won my heart ten times over with excellent reality TV programming such as Rock of Love and I Love Money, has ordered an unscripted series starring Martha and Snoop tentatively titled Martha & Snoop’s Dinner Party. The show will feature Martha and Snoop hosting dinner parties every week for a bunch of famous guests. Somewhere Khloe Kardashian is like “Hey guys, if you need any advice or tips on how to do that, feel free to gimme a call! I can talk any time! Schedule is totally open!

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Channing Tatum Will Star In A Remake Of Splash As The Mermaid

August 1, 2016 / Posted by:

Okay, so I have some good news and some bad news. Let’s start with the bad news first. The bad news is that latest film resting comfortably on the nostalgia lanai in your memory to get violently kicked off its wicker chair and forced into a remake is the 1984 film Splash. The good news is that this new Splash will be a gender-swapped remake starring dopey hunk Channing Tatum as Madison the Mermaid. Remakes usually give me a not-great feeling in the pit of my stomach, but not this time. A topless and constantly-wet Channing Tatum in a mermaid tail gawking around New York City for two hours? I am 100% on board for this.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Bringing Back Kathryn Merteuil For NBC’s “Cruel Intentions” Reboot

February 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Usually seeing the word “reboot” would make my soul reach for a bottle of Baileys, crawl into a corner, and drink until it didn’t feel feelings anymore. It’s still doing that right now. But this time it’s getting wrecked in honor of such great news. Sarah Michelle Gellar announced on Instagram last night that she would be reprising her role as slutty coke-sniffing rich bitch Kathryn Merteuil in NBC’s pilot for the reboot of Cruel Intentions.

SMG didn’t go into detail about her character, besides saying that production starts today. But according to Entertainment Weekly, grown-up Kathryn is back to take control of Valmont International and deal with Ryan Phillippe’s character’s secret love child, Bash Casey (played Taylor John Smith from this season of American Crime). And yes, Bash’s mommy is Annette Hargrove.

Obviously if the creators of the Cruel Intentions reboot want it to be a success, they’d make Kathryn the star. I need to know everything that happened to Kathryn after the cops arrested her for storing coke in her cross back in 1999. Does she still wear those gorgeously trampy corset tops? Is she still fucking everything that moves? At least tell me if she tried to audition for the Real Housewives of New York (she totally did). I’m glad NBC had enough forethought to realize that it would be a huge mistake to make Cruel Intentions without Kathryn. I just really hope they don’t spend too much time on Bash’s backstory. I mean, everybody knows what happened to Annette Hargrove – she moved to Hollywood and changed her name to “Reese Witherspoon.”

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And Now For Some Random Romance News: Laura Dern Went On A Date With Common

January 17, 2016 / Posted by:

According to People, random’s newest couple might be Ruth Stoops and the voice behind the first ringtone I bought for my Samsung Gravity (which my broke ass totally pretended was a T-Mobile Sidekick). People says Laura Dern and Common were photographed leaving a restaurant in Beverly Hills on Wednesday, and it wasn’t because they both happened to walk up to the valet stand at the same time. It was because they were on a date! I know, I really should have lead with a warning about how you might want to open a window to let out all the steam coming off this super-hot story.

Nothing else is known about Laura Dern and Common’s date, so it’s really too early to guess whether or not they’re humping. But I’m going to go ahead and guess anyway, because Laura Dern and Common are two fine peas in a sexy pod, and it would be a crime not to picture the two of them humping.

It’s also a mystery how these two met. Maybe Common was a huge Enlightened fan and this is all part of some weird fantasy to get nasty with that dizzy bitch Amy Jellicoe? That’s got to be it.

At the very least we know the date probably wasn’t a fucking disaster, otherwise they wouldn’t both be smiling. It would have been all kinds of awkward if Laura Dern was photographed reading her cellphone as they were leaving. Nothing says “Yeah, we’re done here” like whipping out your phone and scrolling through emails.

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