Category: Hunter Biden

Lena Dunham Revealed Her Hunter Biden Fanasty On Twitter

January 25, 2021 / Posted by:

It’s been a minute since we checked in on Lena Dunham, previously the most reliable source of lack of self-awareness eye-rolls, and current aspiring cottage-dwelling eccentric lady. The last time Lena popped up in the news, she claimed that she had been diagnosed with COVID-19. One of the symptoms of the coronavirus that we keep hearing about over and over is the loss of appetite and lack of sense of taste. Well, Lena’s level of taste has always been questionable, so no one can gauge that with any kind of accuracy. But it’s pretty clear Lena has regained her appetite. Because she was recently smacking her lips over Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden on Twitter.

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Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Have Requested To Be Removed From His Paternity Case

December 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Joe Biden’s constantly-newsworthy-in-the-worst-ways son Hunter Biden is at it again. For the latter part of this year, Hunter has proved he’s got a back-up future career as a dodgeball coach by tirelessly dodging financial responsibility for the 16-month-old baby he made with a woman in Arkansas. Yesterday, the child’s mother, Lunden Alexis Roberts, showed up to a scheduled court hearing regarding their child. Hunter was a no-show. His lawyers showed up, but only to say that Hunter fired them.

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Hunter Biden Once Got In Trouble For Smoking Something Suspicious In A Strip Club VIP Room

November 27, 2019 / Posted by:

If every movie and TV show about strip clubs have taught me anything about the VIP room, it’s that some crazy shit can happen in there if you have enough money. Hunter Biden is both rich and powerful thanks to his dad, so there’s a good chance that Hunter is going to make it rain in the VIP room. But according to Page Six, there was also the chance Hunter could literally make it rain. As in, Hunter might trip the fire alarm’s sprinkler system after allegedly getting his smoke on. And in a very on-brand move for Hunter, what he was allegedly smoking was possibly crack.

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A Paternity Test Has Shown That Hunter Biden Is The Father Of A 16-Month Old Arkansas Baby

November 21, 2019 / Posted by:

These results would sound much better if they were delivered by Maury Povich. But Hunter BIden is the rich son of a former Vice President and current Presidential hopeful. So sadly, he’s too famous for Maury’s brown envelope of DNA truth. But the good news is, paternity drama isn’t reserved solely for daytime TV. Although…I guess technically that would be bad news for Hunter.

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Hunter Biden Admits He Got Married To His Second Wife One Week After They Met

July 2, 2019 / Posted by:

Hunter Biden is probably looking at his watch and secretly wishing there was an extra hour in the day, just so he could achieve even more messiness in his personal life. Because right now, it would appear he’s fully filling each of those 24 hours.

We’ve got an update on everybody’s favorite political failson, and of course there’s enough new information to make Joe Biden shoot off an email that reads, “Damn son, you couldn’t wait until 2021 with all this?“. The New Yorker recently spoke to Hunter about his father’s campaign for President, Hunter’s allegedly shady business deals with China and the Ukraine, and how Hunter handled his brother’s death (aka not well). But of course the conversation turned to Hunter’s recent marriage and paternity drama.

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Hunter Biden Is Being Sued By A Woman Who Claims To Have Had His Baby

June 21, 2019 / Posted by:

I’m starting to suspect that Joe Biden’s son Hunter Biden is playing life like a game of Messy Famous Son Bingo. Hunter was kicked out of the military for coke use. He was allegedly busted with an Ashley Madison account. He hooked up with his brother’s widow (while he was still married to his first wife). He married his new girlfriend in the same month it was reported that he’d split from his brother’s widow.

And now an Arkansas woman, who is neither his brother’s widow nor his current wife, claims he’s the father of her baby. I think we just got a bingo?

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