Robin Givens is denying a rumor that she once did Brad Pitt while married to Mike Tyson, and Mike caught them in bed together. Robin Givens is a much better person than me because if that rumor ever existed about me, I would never, ever deny it. In fact I would put it on my resumé, my tombstone, I would work it into my wedding vows. I would tell me children that there’s a chance that Brad Pitt is their father. But Robin wanted to set the record straight (WHY?!) and let everyone know she did not hook up with a young Brad Pitt.
During my five month baby hiatus, I got reacquainted with my good ol’ friend, The View. For five months straight, I watched it every day to pass the time while nap-trapped under my baby on the couch. My infant daughter’s ears lived through the five weeks Joy Behar took over moderating duties from Whoopi and the show temporarily turned into the Joy vs. Meghan McCain Glass Table Death Match. I shouldn’t have admitted that out loud – I’m totally going to get a visit from CPS.
Point is, I came to remember that Meghan’s internal filter is permanently stuck on “be a loud right-leaning mess,” which was probably the sole job qualification The View producers were looking for when they hired her. Even though it may seem like Meghan annoys everyone within earshot, there is one person out there who wants to hear what Meghan has to say, and that’s Howard Stern.
The Wendy Williams/Howard Stern feud has come to an abrupt and surprising end. Whatever Howard’s therapist is getting paid, it’s not enough, because he’s actually apologizing to Wendy for his outburst.
I don’t know if she’s jealous of his luscious, natural curls or what but Wendy Williams decided to come for Howard Stern on her show by encouraging her fans to buy his new book, despite the fact that he’s “gone Hollywood”. Pretty petty coming from a woman who credits Howard with helping to get her where she is. But also, who fucking cares? Well, Howard does, that’s who! Howard was incensed by this accusation and, according to People, “spent a chunk of his popular SiriusXM radio show” mercilessly (and frankly, needlessly) reading her for filth. Maybe he’s jealous of her luscious boobs.
Sarah Silverman was on The Howard Stern Show and she talked about her friend, joke-teller and dick-puller Louis CK. As everyone knows from their skin crawling off their body and running off far, far away, Louis CK admitted that he terrorized women with his dick by pulling it out and jacking off in front of them without their permission after several women said that he made them feel a new kind of uncomfortable by jacking off in front of them without their permission. After being gone for more than enough (aka not nearly enough time), Louis CK is on somewhat of a comeback tour (I mean, he’s gotta make that $35 million back, poor him), and his friend/fellow comedian/former jack off show audience member of one Sarah Silverman is helping him out.
Sarah spoke with Howard Stern about reconciling the #MeToo movement and the advancement of women’s rights with being friends with a guy who used to jerk it in front of unwilling females. Sarah said that she too had been a witness to Louis giving himself a happy ending, but she was different from the other girls because she was totally down with it some of the time. This is when “Being One Of The Boys” takes a sharp right turn into NOPE.
It’s been about 10 months since Kathy Griffin posed for that photo of what was supposed to be her holding a Trump head, and she’s slowly rebounded back. Most people thought she would be our answer to Eartha Kitt and never be able to work in the U.S. again, but that was based on people here being able to have a long-term memory. We can barely remember what happened on last season of Scandal, so Kathy is suddenly popping up on U.S. media and is doing a stateside tour. Part of the press tour has naturally been about that snake Andy Cohen taking her perch next to Anderson Cooper on CNN’s New Year’s Eve show. She feels about how you’d expect. Continue reading