Category: Hot Slut of the Year

Dlisted’s Hot Slut Of 2017 Is….

January 31, 2018 / Posted by:

After hundreds of Hot Slut of the Days, 11 Hot Slut of the Months and billions upon billions of votes (or if you want to get technical, dozens upon dozens, and yes I’m being generous), we can finally crown our new Hot Slut of the Year. Miss Hot Slut of 2017 doesn’t only win a title that I’m sure they’ll have engraved on their tombstone, but they also win a prize package consisting of absolutely fucking nothing because I don’t have a budget!

Without further adieu-doo, our Hot Slut of 2017 is….

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Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In The Final Round!

January 23, 2018 / Posted by:

Now that we’ve gotten the Oscar nominations out of the way, we can move on to an award battle that really matters!

After 4,904,984 semi-finals rounds (3 to be exact, but it felt like 4,904,984), we’re finally at the last round. January’s HSOTM, Winona Ryder’s Many Faces, won the first round. May’s HSOTM, Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll, took round two. And December’s HSOTM, Robin Roberts, easily won round three with 57% of the votes. These three will now face off to find out which one of them will join Hot Slut royalty along with legends like STAINS, Phoebe Price, Spaghetti Cat, and last year’s winner Ana Navarro.

You should know all about our HSOTY finalists but now, but just in case you’re making the same face that Winona Ryder is making while looking at them, let me break them down for you:

Winona Ryder’s Many Faces, the parade of expressions that Winona Ryder’s face delivered when David Harbour gave a passionate ass speech after the cast of Stranger Things won Best TV Ensemble, Drama at the 2017 SAGs.

Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll, the roll that his eyes performed when Kellyanne Conway got snippy with him during an interview.

Robin Roberts, who gained at least one fan (me) when she Bye Felicia’d Omarosa.

Our new Hot Slut Supreme will be crowned a week from today on January 30. Vote like you’ve never voted before!



Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round Three!

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Round two of the Hot Slut of 2017 finals was a fight to the end against Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll and Nikos Giannopoulos, but the “Bitch, please” rolled out by The Silver Fox’s eyes won by only 15 votes. Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll got 31.16% of the votes and Nikos Giannopoulos got 31.03%. Anderson Cooper’s Eye Roll will now face off in the final round with Winona Ryder’s Many Faces and the winner of this round. There’s not a facial expression in this round, or else I’d say we shouldn’t even bother voting in this bitch since they’d take it. But now we’ve got three new Hot Sluts who want to prove that 2017 was not the year of the facial expression on Dlisted. Although, Robin Roberts dismissing a trick with her eyes could be considered a facial expression….

This is the last round before the finals, and the winner will go on to tussle with two facial expressions for the most coveted title in the universe in the world on the internet among low-rent gossip blogs on this site! Your choices are:

OctoberThe Librarians of Invercargill who recreated the Kartrashians’ Hollywood Reporter cover and did it better.

NovemberThe Bloody Armadillo Cake from Steel Magnolias, who really doesn’t need a description since it’s a pop culture icon.

DecemberRobin Roberts, who brought “Bye, Felicia” out of the archives to banish Omarosa from her sight.

The winner will be announced on Tuesday!

Pics: Facebook, TriStar/YouTube, ABC News


Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round Two!

January 15, 2018 / Posted by:

Winona Ryder’s Many Faces has taken a spot in the Hot Slut of 2017 grand finals after easily beating The Plushie-Loving Seal, Hi Stranger and Chroma Key Grandma in round one. Winona Ryder’s Many Faces got 51% of your votes, and the others, well they didn’t get enough to take down the unstoppable WRMF! Winona Ryder’s Many Faces (which is the name of my local high school band that never was) will go up against the winners of round two and three for the most prestigious title next to Miss Hell Hole Swamp, which leads me to round two.

For round two, we’ve got a fight to the end between an eye roll (2017 was the year of Hot Slut facial expressions on Dlisted), intricately drawn-on BIC brows, Jane Fonda’s ponytail weave and a rainbow sparkle of a human who fanned a ton of fabulousness into the White House. The Hot Slut of the Months who are battling it out in this round are:

MayAnderson Cooper’s Eye Roll, which he busted out after Kellyanne Conway got sarcastic with him.

JuneNikos Giannopoulos, the special education teacher who visited the Orange House after being named one of Rhode Island’s Teachers of the Year, and gave his own statement on the Trump administration’s anti-LGBTQ policies by serving up some fabulous pose skills with help from a lace fan his partner bought in Venice.

JulyThe Exquisite Crowbar Brows that became the one good thing to come out of Trump’s reign when he held a press conference about Obamacare.

August/SeptemberThe Clip-On Ponytail that Jane Fonda used to command the Emmys red carpet with her hotness.

The winner from this round will be named on Thursday, and they’ll go on to battle Winona Ryder’s Many Faces and an unknown Hot Slut foe in the finals next week.

Pic: CNN, Facebook, YouTube,


Who Is Our Hot Slut Of 2017? Vote In Round One!

January 11, 2018 / Posted by:

The moment that EVERYFUCKINGONEOFUS (read: just me) is finally here. We are now beginning the journey to find out which Hot Slut of last year Hot Slutted the hottest.

There’s four rounds to the Hot Slut of 2017 battle royale showdown. HSOTMs from January, February, March and April will go at it in round one. May, June, July and August/September will scratch each other’s throats off in round two. And October, November and December will take round three. The winner of each round will go on to the final round where one of them will replace Ana Navarro on the Hot Slut of the Year throne.

I always love doing these Hot Slut of the Year posts, because I have the memory of a broken SIM chip and forget who the earlier HSOTMs were. So doing these posts allows me to sashay down Hot Slut Memory Lane and also say a little prayer while checking to see if they’re all still alive (they are, as far as I know). Your choices for round one are:

January – Winona Ryder’s many faces from last year’s SAG Awards.

February – The plushie-loving seal from Japan’s Mombetsu Land.

March – Hi Stranger, the sexy clay pin-up from the mind of artist Kirsten Lepore.

April – Chroma Key Grandma, the Russian lady who taught herself how to do special effects and should really be sweeping the Scientific and Technical Oscars this year.

The winner from this round will be announced on Monday!

Pics: TNT/TBS, @mombetsuland, YouTube, Kirsten Lepore


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