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May 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Burger King’s Shake ’em up Fries! 

Around the time of the turn of the century, fast food places decided that they needed to put their customers to work and help the people burn 1/10000000th of the calories that we shoved down their throats. In 2000, McDonald’s released their calorie-burning, wrist-straining, hand job-training cup of salad called Salad Shakers. Two years later, Burger King served up Shake ’em up Fries!

Shake ’em up Fries were regular fries that came with a cheese powder, and you’d toss both of those things into a bag and shake, shake, shake your way to cheese flavored chemical deliciousness. The truth is, McDonald’s did the shake fries thing first, but I don’t really remember McDonald’s Shaker Fries as much as I remember Shake ’em up Fries.

Burger King didn’t keep Shake ’em up Fries around for long and probably because people don’t want to do hard labor when they go out to eat. Besides, any true foodie whose palate is advanced enough to appreciate the taste of fake cheese shake fries already made their own at home using Kraft Mac & Cheese packets and microwave fries.

Pics: Burger King/Reddit/YouTube

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May 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Huckleberry, the Roof Dog of Austin!

I can practically hear Mexico’s roof dogs, Oregon’s roof goat and every cat who’s ever lived “pfft-ing” at this shit since they did it first and have been doing it for eons. But leave it to a cute Golden Retriever to get all the attention for it. Huckleberry may not be the first or millionth dog to partake in the sport of roof gazing, but he’s become a star for it thanks to the way he majestically surveys his kingdom in Austin, TX!

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May 14, 2017 / Posted by:

The Talking Mother Goose!

Worlds of Wonder, the masterminds of creepy talking toys who terrorized the world with Teddy Ruxpin, unleashed another animatronic animal on the world when they released The Talking Mother Goose in 1986. Just like Teddy Ruxpin and Worlds of Wonder’s nightmare-inducing talking girl doll Julie, The Talking Mother Goose came to life with help from batteries and special cassette tapes with stories on them. Although I’m sure that even when her batteries were dead and she didn’t have any cassettes in her body, she still came alive in the middle of the night, waddled over to the sleeping children and slowly sucked pieces of their soul out!!!!!

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May 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Y/Project’s practical and gorgeous garter belt jeans!

It truly is the golden age of fucked-up denim (at least on Dlisted anyway) and the fuckery keeps coming. Topshop created the perfect pair of jeans for a practical mom who is expecting a flood and also wants to show off her greatest feature: her knees. Vetements and Levi’s got together to create the perfect pair of $1,870 jeans for people who don’t mind maxing out their credit card on easy access ho wear. Then PRPS delivered $425 jeans for fake bitches who want to look like they’ve been butching it up by working in the outdoors but don’t want to actually work in the outdoors. And now Opening Ceremony is selling $505 “Garter Strap Jeans” from Y/Project. These are definitely the jeans for you if you want to keep your waist and legs covered but love it when the fresh air graces your crotch.

Y/Project also makes weird baggy jeans that turn into shorts, but these garter jeans are their crown jewel. Opening Ceremony explains them like this:

Y/Project’s garter-inspired jeans come in a deconstructed style with adjustable denim straps held together by a series of silver-tone O-rings along the front and back. Buttons fasten down the front allowing for the wearer to adjust to their liking.

These are also a good budget (HAHAHA) alternative to Vetements easy access jeans. When you need to go to a conservative event that calls for you to wear pants but you also know you’re going to get into some quickie fuck time action in the bathroom, these Y/Project jeans are perfect. I mean, those jeans are like 75% pants and that’s pretty conservative and very demure.

Pic: Opening Ceremony (For al)

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May 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Slavko Kalezić, the ponytailed nightingale from Montenegro whose talent, glamour, sex and ponytail whipping skills were too powerful even for Eurovision to take!

The annual showdown of rhinestone-encrusted musical magnificence known as Eurovision will come to a close this weekend when a winner is crowned during the grand finals in Kiev, Ukraine. The Eurovision semi-finals were this week and one stunningly gorgeous Montenegrin yodeler caused hos to fall back when he whipped his ponytail around while performing his country’s official entry Space. Slavko Kalezić is a young Hugo Weaving-looking ass pillar of glamour who is also a singer and actor in Montenegro and he should’ve been the one wearing the grand finale crown in the end. But his country got kicked out of the competition in the first semi-final on Tuesday. Slavko (more like SLAYko) may have lost the title of Eurovision winner, but he won the hearts of those of us who appreciate pucker-inducing showmanship and a sturdy clip-on braid.

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May 11, 2017 / Posted by:

The clam that has gone “viral“!Big deal, my clam has gone viral many times. I have the prescriptions to prove it!” – Parasite Hilton

The Weather Channel’s Facebook page posted a short clip yesterday of a girthy dick clam digging into the sand before jizzing out a geyser of sandy liquid, and so far it’s got over 4 million views. Half of those views are probably from people who live to heave their internal organs out from being grossed out and the other half are from sucio fucks who have put this video in a folder marked “Yes, I Fapped To This.Mashable says that the star of this clip is a razor clam, but others say it’s my favorite sea clam: the geodick geoduck clam.

The clip isn’t even a minute long, but it’ll take you on a journey of weirdness that starts with the uncut burrito peen clam humping the sand and it ends with it barfing up a brown load. The ending may look a little familiar to you if you’ve ever done John Mayer.

And I’ve never done it in the ocean or on the sand, but I have a feeling that’s what it looks like. Whoever was filming that, should’ve handed the clam a cigarette and a cum rag, because it looked like it could use those things.

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