Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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January 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Pete Parkkonen, the yodeling sex god of Finland!

I doubt that your loins have fully recovered from quivering themselves raw while watching #SaltBae sensually salt a big piece of meat, and it doesn’t look like they’re going to fully recover anytime soon thanks to today’s crotch seizure-inducing HSOTD. Pete Parkkonen sounds like the Finish version of Peter Parker and well, he will make ALL of your senses tingle with hot day-shift Chippendale’s dancer moves, fuck-me eyes, greasy nipples and luscious Fabio mane.

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January 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Taco Bell’s fried chicken chalupa!

And so it begins… Trump hasn’t even been sworn in as president yet and Taco Bell is already preparing for when he deports every Mexican and this country is hit with a tortilla shortage! But really, I salute Taco Bell for finally waking up and not letting Hong Kong, the Philippines and other countries show America up when it comes to disgustingly delicious gourmet creations. Bloomberg says that in September 2015, Taco Bell tested a fried chicken shell in Bakersfield, CA and a short time after later they tested the fried chicken chalupa (they’re calling it the “Naked Crispy Chicken Chalupa“) in Kansas City, MO. And on January 26th, Taco Bell will fart out their fried chicken chalupa all across the country.

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January 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Nusret Gökçe aka #SaltBae!

That humanized bottle of Spanish Fly in Tony Montana drag is Nusret Gökçe, a chef and restauranteur who became a viral star last week when a clip of him getting all Don Juan on a piece of meat made genitals heat up to 160 °F. The clip that’s responsible for thousands of well-done coochies is like food porn for meat lovers (and probably a horrifying snuff film for vegetarians and vegans).

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January 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Flicker Razor!

The FUN!!!! was completely taken out of shaving in the 2000s when the American Safety Razor Company discontinued Flicker. (Note: That sentence is invalid to you freaky ass shaving fetishists. The fun never ends for you as long as shaving cream and razors exist.) ASRC first put Flicker on shelves in 1971 and refreshed its look sometime in the 1980s, because they felt that what the gross shaving experience was missing were great neon colors and an outrageously-shaped razor!

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January 9, 2017 / Posted by:

Hidden Fences!

Up until last night, the words, “hidden fences,” would’ve made me think of a dog’s worst nightmare next to hearing the words: “You’ve just been bought by Justin Bieber.” I would’ve thought of that invisible prison fence for dogs that shocks their asses every time they try to cross it. (Or like the invisible fence that Taylor Swift has around her property just in case her boyfriend-of-the-moment decides to break their contract and make a run for it.) But now every time I heard the words, “hidden fences,” I’m going to think of the greatest movie from 2016 that never was. Hidden Fences tells the story of three brilliant African-American mathematicians who try to figure out the equation that explains why Viola Davis is able to snot-cry on cue.

“Hidden Fences” trended all night and became a meme after Jenna Bush Hager, who NBC decided to put on the Golden Globes red carpet for some reason, said to Pharrell Williams, “So, you’re nominated for Hidden Fences...”

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January 8, 2017 / Posted by:

JcPenney’s Belle from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast doll!

Well, I guess Disney decided that Mrs. Potts and Chip weren’t the only ones they were going to do wrong and dirty. They also fucked with Emma Watson by creating a Belle doll that made some people say, “That Beast doll is waaaaay too terrifying!” Disney’s live-action Beauty and the Beast comes out in March and so Disney has started farting up merchandise including a line of dolls. Doll collector William Herrington tells Buzzfeed that he was walking around the JCPenney at Mesa Mall in Grand Junction, CO  when his eyes landed on the soul-eating Emma Watson as Bell doll. William posted the pics of JCP’s Belle doll on Flickr and they were quickly snatched up by the internet, who turned the hilarious doll into an overnight star.

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