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June 16, 2017 / Posted by:

Cardi B’s stunningly genteel double dick top!

Cardi B is a lot of things (ex-stripper artiste, ex-reality show wreck from Love & Hip Hop: New York, rapper, Bronx blossom and speed-talking fountain of infinite wisdom who has gifted our souls with inspirational sermons like the one titled “Don’t Nobody Suck Dick Like Me.”) Beyond all of that, Cardi B is a beacon of fashionable elegance who blinds the eyes of the people with her classy and sophisticated style. Major case in point: the haute cockture top that Cardi B wore the other day while performing.

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June 15, 2017 / Posted by:

The bitchy signs for Pure Water Ice & Tea Company and Wendy’s in Lubbock, TX!

Don’t let that sweet smile and innocent eyes fool you. Wendy’s has become known for being a shit-talking shade thrower who isn’t afraid to clap back on Twitter. So a while ago, the assistant manager of Pure Water Ice & Tea Company in Lubbock decided to see if the Wendy’s sign talked as big as its Twitter did. The assistant manager, Kyler Smith, tells KCBD 11 that he tried to start shit with the Wendy’s across the street from Pure Water for a bit, and last month, they finally slapped a trick back. Kyler says that the general manager of that Wendy’s, Santos Perez, told him that corporate wouldn’t let them spit back, but I guess they finally did. Since then, the intersection of 4th and Frankford has become a bitch battleground where Pure Water and Wendy’s take turns throwing G-rated disses at each other.

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June 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Eat At Ralph’s!

In the early 90s, Milton Bradley released a board game that’d make Gisele Bundchen and Goopy Paltrow drop the teaspoon of Moon Dust they lick on cheat day during dinner and pass out. Eat At Ralph’s was a game for children that promoted gorging on junk food deliciousness and barfing. Yes, a bulimia board game was the 90s way of showing the 80s that they can bring the fuckery in full force too.

At the start of every game, each kid got “food tokens,” which were tiny cardboard pictures of a pizza, donut, soda, taco, fries, hot dog and cheeseburger. The goal was to get all of your food pieces into Ralph’s mouth without him ralphing that shit up. Each player took turns rolling the dice and on the dice were “1,” “2,” “3” and “stuff.” If you got a number, that’s the number of food crap you had to stuff into Ralph’s gorge hole. If you got “stuff,” you fed the human cartoon version of Audrey II as many of your food tokens as you wanted. Whoever got rid of their food, won!

Watch the twin of Mama June (circa 2012) in action!

I never played Eat At Ralph’s, and I am tempted to get a used one from eBay, but why bother? I already play a one-person game of Eat at Dumb Whore’s every Friday night when I shove wine cans, pizza, hot dogs and cheeseburgers into my mouth while trolling Grindr.

Pic: Board Game Geek 

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June 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Sarah Dunne, an auto-tuned nightingale and scorching sex bomb of boiling charisma who should be at the tippity top of every music chart and causing the likes of Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, Miley  Cyrus and those other pop tricks to run to DeVry for a career change.

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June 12, 2017 / Posted by:

Aretha Franklin Way!

There’s a street in Detroit called Shady Lane, and I’m sure many Detroiters thought that street was named after Queen Aretha Franklin. It’s not (I think), but Aretha finally got her own street in her homeland of Detroit last week. Aretha is getting ready to hang up her performin’ wig, and over the weekend, she wailed out music notes during a show, which may have been her last in Detroit, to honor her. To promote the show and to honor the pride of Michigan even more (cut to the Wayne County treasurer’s office throwing a side-eye at “pride of Michigan”), the City of Detroit held a ceremony where they officially named a street after her.

WDIV says that a part of Madison, starting at Brush Street in front of the Detroit City Music Hall for the Performing Arts, has been named Aretha Franklin Way. Aretha got teary as the crowd hailed her during her street name ceremony.

I looked at that part of Madison on Google Street View, and I really hope the city plans to plant a bunch of giant trees along Aretha Franklin Way, because it’s not nearly shady enough. And I bet that right now, Dionne Warwick and Patti LaBelle are fighting over who will get to sit on the other one’s shoulders as they spray paint “Hateretha Way” on that street sign in the middle of the night.

Pic: YouTube

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June 11, 2017 / Posted by:

Sergeant Billy Irvin, the tall drink of Florida hotness whose wet nipples moistened the loins of thirsty tricks everywhere. “Well, what do you know? I’m a thirsty trick and he’s dripping with thirst-quenching water!” – all of us thirsty tricks

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