Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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April 15, 2019 / Posted by:

The Florence Nightingale of Cats!

Because we could always use some,┬áhere’s some awww-ness in the form of a little story about a healing pussy in New Zealand who has proven that not all cats are furry demons who feel energized while watching humans suffer. If you’re a cat who can read English words and also have trashy taste in blogs, which is why you’re reading this, click away from this story at once, because this cat is giving your kind a bad reputation!

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April 14, 2019 / Posted by:

Amazin’ Fruit!

Amazin’ Fruit may sound like the name of a Justice League-like organization of big gay superheroes (that’s a shout out to my neighborhood asshole bully who would call me a “fruit” as a little kid and I took it as a major compliment since fruit are sweet and good for you!), but Amazin’ Fruit were part of Hershey’s plan to take over the gummy game in the 90s. It didn’t happen.

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April 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Mr. Pop!

Mr. Pop! and different incarnations of Mr. Pop! exist today, but I had never heard of this mess until reader Jody dropped it into my inbox. I’m guessing Jody is British and not because her name is very close to the only current Princess of Britain I recognize as a Princess of Britain: Jodie Marsh. But because I think Mr. Pop! was big in Britain, and was popular with sociopath kids who’d cackle while watching face parts fly off of a face like The Human Ken Doll as he sneezes.

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April 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Mr. Magoo, the African grey parrot who hates Frank Sinatra!

The relationship between a parrot and Alexa is a complicated one. Although, the relationship between a parrot and ANYTHING is a complicated one, same goes for that tricky bitch Alexa. Some parrots have embraced sharing their living space with an Alexa, and have even tricked that dum dum robot into being its bitch by ordering deliciousness off of it, etc… Then there’s parrots like Mr. Magoo here, who are thisclose to unleashing a mountain of bird caca all over his human’s Alexa to shut its speaker holes up so it can’t play Frank Sinatra!

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April 11, 2019 / Posted by:

The criminal Roomba!

I have a Roomba (“Oooooh, you rich.” – my aunt after finding out that I have a Roomba) and it is a havoc-making drunk mess. It stumbles all over the place in a nonsensical route, it regularly bumps into my dog’s water bowl, causing water to drip everywhere, and then it drags the water all over the place causing an even bigger, dirtier mess. Once it’s done trying to dehydrate my dog to death while nasty-ing up my floors some more, it moves on to the electrical cords and pulls them out of their sockets. Bitch is a menace and a wreck (even more of a wreck than I am), but I still keep it around because it picks up the one thing of dust that I can easily pick up with a broom and dust plan before saying to people, “Oh yes, my Roomba saves me so much time!” But one Roomba really caused a scene and the scene was so big that the cops were called!

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April 10, 2019 / Posted by:

Barsik, the BBP (big beautiful pussy) who is looking for a forever home and a human will embrace all 41 pounds of  his pure LOVE!

Last summer, dozens, I mean, hundreds, I mean, thousands, I mean, MILLIONS of humans nearly drowned a rescue center in applications when they all applied for the privilege of caring for Bruno, a 25-pound DIVA pussy. Well, the Animal Centers of New York City better prepare for their servers to crash and to be hit with a wave of applications, because another Rubenesque fluff ball is available to make your life better by throwing you hourly, “Stupid bitch, why are you standing there staring at me when you should be on your knees worshiping all of this!”, looks like the one above.

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