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May 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The Makit & Bakit Oven!

The Makit & Bakit Oven was one of those toys from the 80s that I would’ve sold my sister’s internal organs on the black market for, but sadly I never got it. It was like the Easy Bake Oven, but instead of making delicately sweet gourmet desserts that tasted straight from a bakery in Paree, it made luxurious jewelry and elegant stained glass sun catchers that’d bring a touch of opulence to any window or décolletage. The kit came with metal suncatchers and tiny colored crystals that looked like meth made by unicorns. You could also buy metal suncatchers and colored crystals separately.

You’d spend days (read: like 5 minutes), painstakingly and carefully placing each colored beach into the suncatcher one by one (read: you’d pour that shit in all at once) before sliding it into the special oven and patiently waiting as magic was made. The oven even had a little window at the top so could feel your mind boggle out of your skull while watching the crystals melt and create a stunning work of art.

The Makit & Bakit kits are still sold today. But instead of making them in a magical blue and red oven, you make them in the boring old oven in your kitchen. I doubt it’s the same. And the next time I go to my mom’s house, I’m going to look at her bland, basic windows and tell her that they’d look so much more magnificent and lavish if only they had Makit & Bakit suncatchers hanging on them. And they would’ve had dazzling suncatchers hanging on them if only she bought me a Makit & Bakit oven for Christmas back in the day. What a mistake!

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May 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Army of Lovers!

In the year 1991, the Swedish trifecta of Eurodance eleganza known as Army of Lovers were the best dressed at the 2018 Met Gala without even knowing it. Army of Lovers was originally made up of Jean-Pierre Barda (the blossom on the left who bloomed in the same garden as Pete Burns), Camilla Henemark (the blossom in the middle who bloomed in the same garden as Pia Glenn), and Alexander Bard (the blossom on the right who looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman as a gay mime). They joined glamorous musical forces in Stockholm in 1987 and had some dance hits in the 90s.

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May 24, 2018 / Posted by:

Water Talkies!

Water Talkies, which I’m not sure is around anymore, were/are plastic devices that made it possible to talk underwater. If you’re thinking to yourself, “That annoying mess must’ve been invented by a 10-year-old boy, because most grown ups go underwater to escape the insufferable sounds of their family talking and all they want to do is be alone with their thoughts and the sound of themselves slowing suffocating,” you’re right! Water Talkies was invented in 1995 by Richie Stachowski, who was 10 years old at the time.

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May 23, 2018 / Posted by:

The nail salon worker who isn’t going to let a customer get away without paying today, tomorrow, the next day or the next day!

Jackie Chan, who? Tom Cruise wishes! The entire cast of Fast and Furious could never! On Saturday, a woman by the name of Angela Henly learned to never fuck with a nail salon worker. They’re not risking lung cancer by inhaling that chemical mess for free. The Charlotte Observer says that Angela and a friend got their nails done at Unique Nails in Jackson, Tennessee, and she made the wrong decision of refusing to pay her bill. If Angela could hit the rewind button on her life and go back, I’m sure she’d end up finding a way to pay her bill, because she ended up stiffing the wrong one.

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May 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Dawkins, the monkey who got San Antonio International Airport twisted up yesterday afternoon when he got out of his crate and caused a scene!

Animals have been going through it at airports and on airplanes. They’ve been flushed down the toilet by their dumb fuck human after an airline refused to acknowledge them as an emotional support animal and let them on a flight. They’ve suffocated to death in an overhead bin coffin after some dead-hearted piece of trash flight attendant ordered their human to put them in there. So now they’re rising up!

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May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

The “Where’s The Beef?” Board Game!

“Where’s the beef?” is the #1 thing heard outside of John Mayer’s dressing room by a groupie after a show, but in the 80s, it was the #1 thing heard on TVs everywhere. It became Wendy’s catchphrase when manicurist turned actress Clara Peller said it in a commercial. Now, if that catchphrase came out today, Hollywood would turn it into a movie since they turn everything into a movie (and yes, the movie would be a 4-hour multi-layered emotional drama about one grandma’s visit to a vegan restaurant for dinner). But back in the 80s, when something was a hit, they turned it into a board game. So Milton Bradley put out the Where’s The Beef? board game in 1984.

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