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May 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Turtle Tots!

Today is World Turtle Day, and while Ramon Singer celebrates the day by having Turtle Time all day long (read: getting Pinot Grigio drunk, but what else is new?) and others celebrate by sending Mitch McConnell a gift basket of grasshoppers and wet lettuce, I’m honoring the day by paying tribute to the other turtle toys of the 1980s. As those attention whores in a half-shell named Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles got all of the shine in the 1980s, the Turtle Tots were quietly sitting on toy shelves.

Ghost of the Doll says that Mattel started selling the Turtle Tots in 1988. They were turtle plush toys with eyebrows like a unicorn’s pube patch and they came in all of the pastel colors of the 80s rainbow. Because a pastel turtle toy wasn’t weird enough for the 80s, they were also babies and wore bonnets, diapers and had their own bottle. There were several of them and they had names like rich country-club going trust fund girls (Tootles, Torry, Trista, Tutu, etc…).

So, happy World Turtle Day to the Turtle Tots! They’ll always be the premiere turtle toys of the 1980s to me (no, they won’t, but don’t tell them that).

Pic: Ghost of the Doll

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May 22, 2017 / Posted by:

The spectacular puffy clouds of glamour that Celine Dion wore on her shoulders at last night’s Billboard Music Awards!

This year’s Billbored Music Awards really should’ve been called THE CHER AND CELINE SHOW!!! (Featuring some tricks you don’t care about and will fast forward through), because the only reason to watch that mess was to take in the double dose of legendary talent and glamour provided by Cher and THE GREATEST SINGUH IN DA WORLD! Celine wasn’t only at last night’s BBMAs to add some much-needed potent glamour to that drab shit, but she was also there to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the movie Titanic by yodeling out My Heart Will Go On.

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May 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Eamon!

Back in the early-aughts, the fuck word got a tribute from the godfather of “Ho Wop” when he released his first single Fuck It (I Don’t Want You Back). Eamon (born name: Eamon Jonathan Doyle) is an R&B hip hop artiste from Staten Island who claims he gave birth to the musical style he calls “Ho Wop,” which sounds like slang for “whopping a ho,” but it’s a genre that blends hip hop and doo-wop together. Um, okay, I don’t thinks there’s any other artists from the “ho wop” genre, but that’s probably because no artist would dare to try to replicate the ho wop artistry that Eamon produces.

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May 19, 2017 / Posted by:

Bryan Amann, the Arizona attention whore who saw the spotlight, stepped into the spotlight and conquered the spotlight!

On Wednesday in Scottsdale, a news chopper was covering a three-car crash that also involved an office building. Bryan was at his desk in a different office building and while watching Fox10’s livefeed, he realized the chopper was close to him and that’s when he realized that was the time to finally fulfill his lifelong dream of sharing his spectacular dance moves with the world (or at least those watching a local news livefeed in the afternoon)!!!!

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