Category: Hot Slut of the Day

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June 23, 2017 / Posted by:

Joey Barge, the man who put on a business casual dress to fight the oppressive dress code at his job!

Earlier this week in England, a heatwave made the people feel like they were trapped in a hot, wet fart bubble. Temperatures hit the low-90s. The low-90s is practically wintertime weather to those of us in the West of the U.S., but it’s nipple-singeing weather over there. So 20-year-old Joey Barge from Aylesbury in Buckinghamshire felt like it was too damn hot to wear pants to work, so he put on business shorts, thinking that maybe his boss at his call center job would be okay with it since women can wear skirts to work. Fran Lebowitz must be Director of Dress Code at Joey’s workplace, because dude was sent home to change.

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June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Pillsbury Fudge Jumbles!

In the early-80s, Pillsbury finally produced the revolutionary answer to the question that humanity had been asking for centuries: What would be born if a cookie busted a nut up into a brownie and the brownie got knocked up? (Or: What would be born if the Pillsbury Dough Man took a crash course in creating monsters from Dr. Frankenstein and surgically put parts of a cookie and a brownie together?) Pillsbury called Fudge Jumbles a “new dessert idea” and it blew the minds of anyone who had never eaten a brownie with cookie pieces in it. Fudge Jumbles came in several flavors. It was basically a dessert mix that you’d swirl fudge into. Fudge Jumbles didn’t last. The world just wasn’t ready for a way-too-forward cookie brownie fudge thing.

And the end of that commercial probably didn’t help with sales. I mean, what I got from the end is that if you poke the Pillsbury Dough Boy too hard, out comes Fudge Jumbles. And do you really want to eat something fudgy and jumbly that came out of the Pillsbury Dough Boy? Don’t answer that. I don’t need to know that about you.

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June 20, 2017 / Posted by:

Man Bun Ken!

Last year, Mattel tried to diverse up Barbie by making her in different body shapes (curvy, tall and petite), skin tones and hair types. Mattel had those human Barbie messes screaming their plastic tonsils off by saying that the Barbie of the now isn’t just only a mega skinny white blonde with a thigh gap wider than the Amazon River, huge nipple-less chichis and a waist you can only get if you remove all of your ribs and get a skin-colored waist trainer permanently installed on your body. Now it’s Ken’s turn to get diversified.

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June 19, 2017 / Posted by:

The sea creature that serious scientists call the “peanut worm” but everyone else either calls it the penis worm or more eloquently: That’s a dick!

Over the weekend, IBTimes UK reported about how a team of scientists from the Museums Victoria returned from a month-long research trip in the deep sea of eastern Australia and brought back their findings. Sure, they brought back pictures of a bunch of deep sea creatures like a red spiny crab (“Big deal, I can see dozens of those when I look down my undies.” – Scott Disick), a cookie cutter shark and a sea pig, but who cares about any of those bitches since none of them look like a dick!

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