Category: Hillary Clinton

The “American Horror Story: Cult” Trailer Is As Terrifying As You Might Expect

August 23, 2017 / Posted by:

The trailer for American Horror Story: Cult dropped yesterday, and, no, it wasn’t just a film of Hillary Clinton’s supporters sipping a giant vat of Sleepy-Tea to slumber on through the next four years. Instead, that shit begins in Michigan on Election Night 2016. You know, that state everyone knew HRC had on lock, so she didn’t even bother to visit. Welp, we know how that turned out: HORRIBLE. Thus, Ryan Murphy knew nothing would be spookier reliving that shit. Only, he could make it spookier…WITH CLOWNS!

Continue reading

John Legend Was Complimentary About His Twitter Hacker

February 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Husband of my favorite meme and Arthur the Aardvark stand-in John Legend had his Twitter hacked by a boisterous wit, who is right now probably being waterboarded by the IRS for using John’s twitter to threaten POTUS. The hacker also expressed a fantasy about Hillary Clinton, and noted the high quality of his drugs. Even John found most of this amusing, as relayed by Oh No They Didn’t and People.

Continue reading

Hillary Clinton Turned Down “Dancing With The Stars”

February 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Don’t expect to see an extremely familiar elder stateswoman in a glittery pantsuit busting out a lively fandango on season 456 of Dancing With The Ugh, This Show Is Still On?

Hillary Clinton has turned down an invitation to compete on the z-list celebrity tv dancing show. You have to wonder, did she laugh in that scary manner of hers when she got the call? Or was she totally insulted to be asked? Granted, she lost bigly, but only political lessers do DWTS!

Continue reading

Hillary Clinton Came Out Last Night To Honor One Of Her Biggest Fangirls Katy Perry

November 30, 2016 / Posted by:

As Jabba the Trump ate a fancy dinner with his rival-turned-ass kisser Mitt Romney (Note: In this picture of them, it looks like the laxatives Trump spiked in Mitt’s roasted crow cake just kicked in and Trump is fapping over the thought of it.), the reigning President of Pantsuits, Hillary Clinton, laughed to keep from crying (aren’t most of us?) while honoring Katy Perry at the 12th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in NYC last night. Katy nearly campaigned her magnificent chichis off for HRC, but if I was HRC, I would’ve unfriended her ass as soon as she dressed up like a Hills Have Eyes version of me for Halloween.

Continue reading

Tim Kaine, Stop, Now Is Not The Time To Watch You Whip/Nae Nae!

November 9, 2016 / Posted by:

As the KKK raised their torches of victory over their candidate of choice winning, and Chris Christie, the LeFou to Trump’s Gaston, pushed a wheelbarrow full of bricks to the American/Mexican border to begin building that wall, Hillary Clinton officially threw in the towel while wearing one of her favorite funeral goin’ pantsuits. Hillary didn’t speak at her depressing election night party at the Javits Center in NYC last night, because it was kind of hard for her to speak with her jaw being on the floor and everything. But she picked it up, got herself together, quickly re-worked her victory speech into an “awww shit” speech and delivered it in NYC today.

Continue reading


alt="drupal analytics" >