It’s mirrored shitting! It would be easy to take a dump on George Clooney’s “man of the people” claim considering he gets to boink one of the world’s top humanitarian lawyers in a palatial Lake Como estate while he awaits that up to $1 billion Casamigos payment to get divvied up. But you shouldn’t! The Daily Beast landed an interview with Ocean sans the 11, and he’s here to tell Donald Trump and his cronies to back the F up on telling “coastal elites” to shut up. They’re the elite ones! Continue reading
The trailer for American Horror Story: Cult dropped yesterday, and, no, it wasn’t just a film of Hillary Clinton’s supporters sipping a giant vat of Sleepy-Tea to slumber on through the next four years. Instead, that shit begins in Michigan on Election Night 2016. You know, that state everyone knew HRC had on lock, so she didn’t even bother to visit. Welp, we know how that turned out: HORRIBLE. Thus, Ryan Murphy knew nothing would be spookier reliving that shit. Only, he could make it spookier…WITH CLOWNS!
[Insert “Well, at least she won something.” crack here] You can also [insert “Sad Affleck” GIF here], too.
A Hillary Clinton-hatin’ documentary and Batman v. Superman: Would Have Been Better Off As A Legal Drama swept the Golden Raspberry Awards (aka “The Razzies“) this year.
Husband of my favorite meme and Arthur the Aardvark stand-in John Legend had his Twitter hacked by a boisterous wit, who is right now probably being waterboarded by the IRS for using John’s twitter to threaten POTUS. The hacker also expressed a fantasy about Hillary Clinton, and noted the high quality of his drugs. Even John found most of this amusing, as relayed by Oh No They Didn’t and People.
Don’t expect to see an extremely familiar elder stateswoman in a glittery pantsuit busting out a lively fandango on season 456 of Dancing With The Ugh, This Show Is Still On?
Hillary Clinton has turned down an invitation to compete on the z-list celebrity tv dancing show. You have to wonder, did she laugh in that scary manner of hers when she got the call? Or was she totally insulted to be asked? Granted, she lost bigly, but only political lessers do DWTS!
As Jabba the Trump ate a fancy dinner with his rival-turned-ass kisser Mitt Romney (Note: In this picture of them, it looks like the laxatives Trump spiked in Mitt’s roasted crow cake just kicked in and Trump is fapping over the thought of it.), the reigning President of Pantsuits, Hillary Clinton, laughed to keep from crying (aren’t most of us?) while honoring Katy Perry at the 12th Annual UNICEF Snowflake Ball in NYC last night. Katy nearly campaigned her magnificent chichis off for HRC, but if I was HRC, I would’ve unfriended her ass as soon as she dressed up like a Hills Have Eyes version of me for Halloween.