I don’t know what’s the bigger news here: that Hilary Duff is knocked up, or that Jack Antonoff is the father! No, he only looks like Jack Antonoff. That’s Hilary’s boyfriend Matthew Koma, and today she announced she’s having a baby with him.
Hilary posted the above picture on Instagram of her and Matthew looking all lovey-dovey in what appears to be a Great Depression-era bowling alley. She captioned the picture:
“Guess what guys! @matthewkoma and I made a little princess of our own and we couldn’t be more excited!!!!!!”
Matthew shared the same photo, but added: “We made a baby girl! She will be as beautiful and sweet as her mother.” The news comes just one day after Hilary congratulated her sister Haylie Duff on the birth of a second daughter, Lulu. This will be Hilary and Matthew’s first baby together. She already has a 6-year-old son named Luca that she shares with her ex-husband Mike Comrie. Hilary comes from one of those same-initial sibling families, and I kind of hope she carries on the tradition by giving her new baby girl an L name. Specifically, that she names it Lizzie, short of course for Lizziemaguire, and if she doesn’t do that, well then I’ll just lose all faith in humanity.
Hilary and Matthew have been together for about a year and a half with a short break-up about a year ago. One thing for sure is that Matthew is loyal. Matthew is the one who allegedly did not duke it out with her weed-smoking pain-in-the-ass neighbor a few weeks ago. That might explain why she was so pissed off about the weed? No smell is able to terrorize your nose worse than the smell of something you can’t have.
Yesterday, we learned that Hilary Duff has a neighbor in her NYC building named Dieter Addison, who she alleges lives his life like the lyrics to “Wake Up.” Except instead of something going on a Saturday night, it’s every night, and instead of a dance floor in London, Paris, or maybe Tokyo, the party is in Dieter’s living room. Hilary was pissed off. So she blasted Dieter on Instagram several times, using his full name, his picture, and a link to his Instagram page. And it got her into a little trouble with Instagram.
Hilary Duff is currently living the residential nightmare we all know as: The Shit Neighbor. Well, allegedly he’s a shit neighbor; that’s just according to Hilary, who finally had enough and moved their drama to Instagram so the whole world could suffer with her.
Sharon Tate’s Sister Is Not Here For Brad Pitt And Leonardo DiCaprio Starring In Quentin Tarantino’s Manson Movie
Ever since the Manson Family brutally murdered actress Sharon Tate and six other people during one horrifying weekend in August of 1969, Sharon’s sister Debra Tate has spoken out against her sister’s killers at parole hearings and in interviews. You can imagine Debra’s feelings about Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming movie centered around her sister’s murder reportedly starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And if you can’t, well, let’s just say she ain’t jazzed about it. Continue reading
The next time someone complains that Hollywood only makes reboots, sequels, and superhero movies, you can add that they’re also pretty big on current citizen of Hell Charles Manson at the moment as well. Quentin Tarantino has what will probably be the most high-profile one (still currently untitled, but reportedly starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Margot Robbie). Trailing close behind it will be a story about three members of Charles Manson’s family starring Matt Smith and a ghost story movie about Sharon Tate starring Hilary Duff (what even).
Last week, Hilary Duff and her 5-year-old son Luca flew to her ex-husband’s homeland of Canada to spend some time swimming in our lakes, drinking our super-strong beer, and driving into town and witnessing at least three Canadian Standoffs. Little did she know while she was rockin’ the dock up north, TMZ says that back in Los Angeles, a burglar was ransacking her house.