Or should I say, her latest future mistake (since the chance that this will end in drama, drama, and more drama is medium-to-high). It’s Halle Berry, after all, and it’s not really a Halle Berry relationship until it inevitably implodes or the cops are called. But for now, lets all bask in the love, light, and cheesiness that the beginning of a Halle Berry relationship brings.
There are so few pictures of Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost together that even Bigfoot is probably doubting their existence. So a blurry-ass picture of ScarJo standing in front of Colin Jost during the 42nd season finale goodnights on SNL is kind of as close as we’ve got. You’ll just have to use your imagination for the rest. Thankfully, Page Six paints a very vivid and creative picture to help you fill in the blanks.
People are still asking Katy Perry about her dumb pop star fight with Taylor Swift. Katy Perry is still talking about her dumb pop star fight with Taylor Swift. And bloggers like me are still writing about it, because well, everything is Comey! Comi! Comé! today, so this is what we’re working with.
While doing Carpool Karaoke with James Corden a couple of weeks ago, Katy gave her side to her World War Zzzzzzz with Taylor. Katy confirmed that she earned herself prime real estate in Taylor’s Burn Book over backup dancers. When Katy tried to talk to Taylor about it, she got no response. Katy is ready for the stupid fight to be done, but until that day comes, she’s going to milk it for attention.
Less than a month after a stripper-turned-Instagram model named Layla Lace tried (unsuccessfully) to convince everyone that Drake had knocked her up, he’s again being accused of getting someone pregnant. TMZ reports that a former porn star named Sophie Brussaux (who also goes by Rosee Divine) claims she is three and a half months pregnant by Drake. Drake and Sophie got together in January shortly after he stopped being Jennifer Lopez’s “boyfriend.” Sophie claims she’s having a little girl, and that got pregnant sometime around January 20th or 21st. Drake and Sophie were papped together at a restaurant in Amsterdam on January 24th, so that timeline checks out. Sophie has allegedly hired two lawyers in an attempt to secure a paternity confirmation and subsequent child support.
No, you’re not having a bout of end-of-week brain narcolepsy; this same post happened exactly four months ago. Back in December, it was revealed that Tameka “Tiny” Cottle had filed papers to end her six-year (sometimes-messy) marriage to T.I., just nine months after the birth of their third child. In March they decided to sleep on the thought of splitting up and they got back together. That didn’t last. E! News says that Tiny served T.I. with divorce papers earlier this week. T.I. responded to the papers by filing an acknowledgement on Monday. T.I. and Tiny have been together since 2002. They have three kids and share four step-children.
For the past five years, T.I. and Tiny have starred on a VH1 reality show about their lives, T.I. & Tiny: The Family Hustle. He told Harry Connick Jr. (it still feels like a mistake that he has a talk show) on Thursday that he’ll be sad to see the show end, but that he’s “glad to get people out of my business a little bit.” T.I. might not want to be on TV anymore, but I certainly hope Tiny doesn’t feel the same way. Tiny and her gorgeous living statue face need to be on television. Actually, this would be the perfect time for a third season of the tragically cancelled too soon Tiny and Toya! Tiny is single for the first time in sixteen years, and who better to help her navigate the dating scene than her best friend Toya Wright? Tiny and Toya Learn About Tinder, Wednesdays at 8.
Two days ago, we were talking about how Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck have put their divorce on hold for now. And now we’re back to our regularly scheduled program about how Jennifer Garner is absolutely getting divorced from Ben. Tune in – I don’t know, 16 hours from now? – when another source comes forward claiming that Jen and Ben are planning a vow-renewal ceremony. But for now, sources are saying the divorce is still on.
Yesterday, Jennifer Garner was papped while running errands in Brentwood, and she wasn’t wearing her wedding ring. TMZ and UsWeekly say her ring was MIA because she’s definitely going through with the divorce. Sources tell TMZ that the divorce is “very much on,” and adds that there is no talk of reconciliation. A source tells UsWeekly pretty much the same thing; Jen will move forward with the divorce when the time is right.
A source close to Ben tells UsWeekly that Jen could be taking her time with the divorce because they’re currently getting along. The source also thinks that they could always get back together and that there is a lot of “love and support” between them.
All of this back and forth has come at a perfect time for Jennifer. It’s a good distraction from what people should really be talking about: Nine Lives. It recently got added to Netflix, and I watched about 20 minutes of it before I could feel my brain trying to rip itself from my spinal cord. Jennifer, hurry up and decide what you’re doing with those divorce papers, because we need to have a long hard conversation about your judgement in scripts.